It’s been a HOT minute since y’all have been graced with the honey-dripped gospel of Ms. Boulangerié Knowles, so I’m gonna break it down for you like you KNEW a bitch would! It is scientifically proven by my pussy that Rod Thomas from Bright Light […]
Tag: dance
Help Me Escape The Human Race
If you’re a fan of Robyn‘s “crying on the dance floor” brand of electro-pop, then there’s a very good chance you’ll enjoy Margaret Berger‘s new single “Human Race”. The 2004 Norwegian Idol runner-up, straight ally and fourth place finisher at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest has […]
I’m Going To Ride So Many Dicks To Britney Spears’ Hot New Dance Track “Work Bitch”!
I know what you’re all thinking! Who is this Gay Duncan character? Is he half as bad as those illiterate flops named Gay Evan and Gay Skylar? And the answer is just plain “no”! Those two used to be my best friends until they decided […]
This Is How You Make An Empowerment Anthem.
For all the youngsters out there, Martha Wash is a powerhouse vocalist who started out as a backup singer for openly gay disco/soul singer Sylvester. She later went on to gain her own fame as one half of The Weather Girls, the dance duo responsible […]
Bow Down, Bitches! Cher Is The True Pop Queen.
Sit your ass down, Madonna, and respect your elders! The eternal goddess known as Cher, a diva approved by Mother Monster, has finally released the music video for her comeback single “Woman’s World“, and it is ferociously fierce in ways I can’t even begin to […]
I Just FINGER-FUCKED Enrique Iglesias & He Shot A HUGE Load In My Mouth!
Enrique Iglesias owes me some DICK! That hot motherfucker came over to my house last night straight up BEGGING Ms. Boulangerié Knowles to finger-fuck his man coochie and hit ALL his sweet spots, and you know what I said to him? Hell FUCKING yes! He […]
Dance The Pain Away.
Are you #TeamRoar or #TeamApplause? Does that little slut Justin Bieber have a nice ass, or should he go away for the rest of eternity? Do you believe that Boulangerié Knowles got quintuple-penetrated by both The Wanted and South Korean girl group f(x)? Are you […]
I Am Twerking As I Write This Post.
My body was not ready for DJ Fresh and Diplo‘s collaboration with Tampa rapper Dominique Young Unique. Upon indulging in this track from the Kick Ass 2 soundtrack, I felt the odd sensation to chug down some twerk soup and make a video like this […]
In Which The Golden Girls Make Cher’s “Woman’s World” Somewhat Tolerable…
This is the gayest thing that ever happened to the world. If I admitted to you how much I enjoyed this mash-up of The Golden Girls and Cher‘s new single “Woman’s World“, then you would probably never want to have sex with me, so I’m […]
These Sailors Need To Give Me Their DICKS!
FUCK! Do you see these fine-ass sailor motherfuckers? Shit, it looks like they might even be twins! Now you just KNOW that if Ms. Boulangerié Knowles ever came across these hot pieces of DICK, she’d have both set of balls bouncing against her chin before […]