We already posted the trailer for Captain America, in which Chris Evans plays the iconic Marvel superhero. However, this isn’t just an excuse to post a fake nude of the (tragically hot) actor! The studio released a second trailer for the film, including a handful […]
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Hot Flash: Chris Evans By Mario Testino
Yep, that’s the only one showing some skin. We know you’re trying to be perceived as a serious actor, Chris, but throw a bone to your gays. For those of you who will be without the five senses in the coming months, Chris Evans is […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Russell Crowe Wants Your Wagon To Stay Covered
ITEM – Grumpy actor Russell Crowe made one of the bigger mistakes anyone can make in this age of instantaneous digital communication. Tweeting/Facebooking/e-mailing drunk! They really should have some sort of breathalyzer attachment on people’s laptops and handhelds to prevent these mistakes. Crowe went off […]
Speaking of Chris Evans: The Captain America Trailer
With nearly three-quarters of the votes, Chris Evans is thoroughly dominating Chris Pine in our Who Would You Rather poll. This gives us a perfect excuse to post the first official trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger. Why? Because it essentially revolves around Chris […]
Who Would You Rather?: Chris Pine Vs. Chris Evans
Does anyone else ever get Chris Pine confused with Chris Evans? One of them is Captain Kirk, while the other is Captain America. Sure, we understand that much, but that doesn’t make it any easier to remember which one we’re supposed to be masturbating to […]
Gay Ass Gossip: She’s Blocking My View Of Chris Evans
ITEM – Chris Evans is the Gucci hotness, and a new clip just dropped featuring him and Marilyn Manson concubine Evan Rachel Wood selling Gucci’s new smell. It’s nice to see a fashion brand that hasn’t embraced Neo-Nazism. As for the ad, you look at […]
Quickie: Jason T.
Is Jason T. trying to emulate Chris Evans in this photo shoot with Wander Aguiar? We’re not entirely sure, but whatever he’s doing works for us! Even though Jason’s a bit of a tease, he had us on the edge of our seats for the […]
Chris Evans Makes Patriotism Sexy As Captain America
What gods did we please? Because hotness personified Chris Evans keeps playing superheroes. Which means that he usually ends up shirtless and then dons tights. And we say – hell to the yes! Evans already played The Human Torch in the Fantastic Four flicks and […]
Chris Evans Rides the Subway with No Pants
Ever wanted to see what Chris Evans‘ cock would look like? Well, you’re not gonna see it here. This is the closest we’ll ever get to seeing his penis, not unless his acting career flops and he decides to do gay porn. In any case, […]
Popular Demand: Vander & His Eyebrow Ring
I can’t remember the last time a single post swept every category of our Popular Demand series. The Peters Twins may have accomplished this feat once or twice, but that was long before our Most Liked rankings were introduced. Long story short, you must really […]