Trailer Trash: Captain America

We already posted the trailer for Captain America, in which Chris Evans plays the iconic Marvel superhero. However, this isn’t just an excuse to post a fake nude of the (tragically hot) actor! The studio released a second trailer for the film, including a handful of brand new footage.

Our reaction can pretty much be summed up by this image. We’re not even sure why they bothered making Evans wear a costume, because the movie would have been far more marketable if he just ran around with his shirt off all the time. Seriously. They wouldn’t even need a plot. It could literally just be Chris Evans running around without a shirt for two hours.

– Dewitt

To watch the second Captain America trailer, follow the JUMP:

4,380 thoughts on “Trailer Trash: Captain America

  1. This and Harry Potter (which I already have my tickets for) are the 2 biggest movies of the summer I’m looking forward to.

  2. RoadRunner86, I think Dewitt meant “without” a shirt…2nd paragraph, 3rd line, and appears to be a typo. Either would work.

  3. Oh, by the way, that is an interesting cock they photoshoped for Chris. I especially like the large, pink, shiny mushroom head. If I were going to photoshop too, I’d probably give him some low-hanging balls and a thicker bush–just some preferences. But, hey, whatever Chris Evans has for real I WILL TAKE!!

  4. I love when someone does a good fake-up like this.  It’s great fantasy fuel.  I’d love to see the real thing naked but until we do, this will just have to do.  Thanks for posting that hotness, D.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.