We’re perfectly willing to acknowledge that most of you have never heard of Fritz Helder, but we doubt that’ll stop you from wanting to see him completely naked. Like, this isn’t some kind of bullshit Levi Johnston version of “naked”. We’re talking full-frontal peen action, […]
Tag: Celebrity
Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint
We have no idea where these pictures of Ian Somerhalder came from, but they’re somehow sexier than that time he got completely naked. His eyes are looking particularly stunning in these shots. Is he wearing guy-liner or something? Because if so, he can get away […]
Dear True Blood, Why Isn’t Joe Manganiello Naked Yet?
The good news? Joe Manganiello looked absurdly hot on last night’s episode of True Blood. The bad news? He still hasn’t gotten completely naked yet. I’m almost convinced the producers are teasing us! It’s like they’re having him do all these interviews about running around […]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Likes Being Gay
Well, in movies that is… Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently sat down with the Advocate and talked about his many movie roles, including his role as a gay hustler in the movie Mysterious Skin. He said that playing the role gave him acting cred. Before the movie, […]
Kris Allen & Jake Gyllenhaal Will Have Sex On An Island
Okay, so it didn’t happen yet, but Kris Allen and Jake Gyllenhaal are totally going to have sex on a desert island. How am I so confident of this? Because I plan on kidnapping them, throwing them on an island and waiting for them to […]
True Story: Ke$ha Is A Dirty Cum Whore
Beyond the rope in the picture above, there are a few special things that Ke$ha would enjoy having in her mouth. These include beer, vodka, whiskey and Mick Jagger‘s penis. But you know what’s not on that list? Cum. If this photographic evidence is any proof, […]
Would You Hit That?: Chace Crawford
We’ve heard some juicy secondhand rumors about Chace Crawford‘s bedroom skills (or lack thereof). This may lead you to ask, “Who revealed this scandalous information? Does this mean that he’s gay?” Well, let’s just put it this way–that’s one secret I’ll never tell. On the […]
Chris Evans Naked On Set
Remember that time that actor Chris Evans got fucked on camera for the first time? It was so awesome watching him take two dicks in each end, and the poolside locale made it even hotter. Seriously, I wish I had been there when they were […]
Chris Brown Faked It For Michael Jackson
You may have heard about Chris Brown getting a little emotional at the 2010 BET Awards. The singer teared up during a tribute performance for Michael Jackson, and now everyone from Queen Latifah to Jermaine Jackson is urging the public to forgive him. I’m not […]
Who Would You Rather?: Twilight Edition
Team Jacob or Team Edward? This is kind of a life or death situation. And we mean that in the literal sense. Jacob Black is a living and breathing werewolf twink, while his rival Edward Cullen is equipped with a dead, cold and sparkly vampire cock. While […]