Okay, so it didn’t happen yet, but Kris Allen and Jake Gyllenhaal are totally going to have sex on a desert island. How am I so confident of this? Because I plan on kidnapping them, throwing them on an island and waiting for them to eventually break down and have sex with one another.
Just kidding. I only plan on kidnapping one of them, and he’s going directly to the sex dungeon in my basement. However, Kris Allen did admit that he wouldn’t mind shacking up with Gyllenhaal on a secluded island, even going so far as to call it a “man-crush”.
While I wait for someone to photoshop fake pictures of these two doing the nasty, you can watch two videos of Kris looking cute and talking about random crap. In one of the clips, he even addresses those shirtless pictures that came out a few months ago!
So how did he feel about his body being plastered all over the internet? Let’s just put it this way… You know how we felt while looking at those images? Yeah, it was the opposite of that.
– Dewitt
To watch the clips, follow the JUMP:
On Jake Gyllenhaal:
On the shirtless pictures:
Will take Jake anywhere anytime…Kris someone else can anytime.
I’d love to be sandwiched between Jake and Kris. Period.
Happy trails too you. Yum!
My pairings would be: Paul Walker bending over for Chris Evans. Eddie Cahill
sixty-nineing with Eddie Cibrian. Then rounding out my trio, Joe Jonas giving head to Zac Efron. Jake G seems too intense for the innocent Kris A – In my opinion.
Jake ROCKS!!!
Kris is so damn cute! That southern drawl…mmmm Just the thought of him and Jake together gets me hard.
He’s so cute. I love the way he smiles.
Can I be the second piece of meat between those 2 hot men and when one is done boning me flip to have the second one bone me yeha
Kris is so cute. And his smile. And humble. And I’m in love.
Kris Allen is hot. More, please.
Kris is a snarky twink. His BF Adam was on a chat show with Jake recently and probably gushed over him. Kris likes to shoot him some secret sass when he’s on the road. Boy needs to be rode hard.
Such a sweet smile. Looks utterly corruptible.
I’m more in love of Kris Allen than I was before!!!