Why are we posting Chris Brown‘s dick pic? It’s not because it’s long and tasty, we’ll tell you that much. Frankly, the gay media reaction to this has been downright heinous*. Example: “Chris Brown may have bust up Rihanna’s face, but that does not stop […]
Tag: Celebrity
Would You Hit That?: Johnny Depp
Most likely, this is one of those moments where you’re beginning to wonder why we even bother asking these questions. Johnny Depp is an internationally-recognized sex symbol! For cock’s sake, he’s appeared on multiple magazine covers under titles like “The Sexiest Man Alive”. Why wouldn’t […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Charlie Sheen
“Winning!” Unless you’ve been buried under a rock for the past week, you’re probably aware of the context of that quote. The entire world has gawked in fascination (not to mention, horror and laughter) at the extreme downward spiral known as Charlie Sheen. He had […]
Secret Sex: Matthew McConaughey
People consider Matthew McConaughey to be “sexy”. You may not necessarily be one of those people, but I promise with every bone in my body that they exist. Frankly, I’ve never really fallen into this category. The appeal is relatively obvious–he’s got a great body. […]
Zac Efron Totally Came Out Of The Closet, You Guys!
Just kidding. This is all just a story concocted by Sarah Cordes of The National Enquirer, who claims that attendees to an NBA party were “shocked” to witness the former High School Musical star holding hands with “a buff young man”. And that’s not all! […]
Celebrity Skin: Kris Allen
What if we told you that we found some exclusive naked pictures of Kris Allen, after an anonymous tip from one of our readers? On that note, what if we told you they were taken for his ex-girlfriend, and they showcase the former American Idol […]
Would You Hit That?: Colin Firth
If you managed to make it past James Franco‘s ass cheeks on last night’s broadcast of the Oscars, then you may be aware that Colin Firth took home the award for Best Actor in a Leading Role. His portrayal of King George VI in The […]
Random Question: Can James Franco Pull Off A Unitard?
We were going to do a discussion post on the 2011 Academy Awards, including a list of the folks who took home awards last night. Then we realized you’re all fully-functioning adults who (hopefully) know how to use Google. You can look that shit up […]
Um, Since When Did Darren Criss Become A “Bear”?
In today’s edition of improper labels in the media, fellow blog POPWIRED has classified Glee‘s Darren Criss as a “bear”. What. The. Fuck? This made us do a double take, considering the actor isn’t even close to full-on bear status. He’s stick thin, clean-shaven and […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Eagle Edition
We know some of you may be confused right now. When we say The Eagle , we’re not referring to one of many leather/cruise bars in Boston, Los Angeles, New York or Washington DC. It’s actually a new movie that opened last weekend, which stars […]