Stuff Straight People Like: Charlie Sheen

“Winning!” Unless you’ve been buried under a rock for the past week, you’re probably aware of the context of that quote. The entire world has gawked in fascination (not to mention, horror and laughter) at the extreme downward spiral known as Charlie Sheen. He had us at “tiger’s blood”.

Maybe it’s just us, but it seems like straight men are particularly obsessed with the Two and a Half Men star’s decline. In fact, it’s all they fucking want to talk about. On one side of the fence, there are the guys who think he’s completely hilarious. They’ve played out the joke so much that it’s ceased being funny… Wait, who are we kidding? This will always be funny. Also, kind of sad.

Then there are the hetero folks who just can’t handle this gnarly gnarlington. It’s almost as if they believe he’s setting a bad example for straight mankind, and they don’t want to be associated with his name. We’d call this faction “Sheen Smearers”, but that sounds like a weird sexual act we’d rather not know about.

What do you think? Do you get the sense that all straight dudes are obsessed with talking about Charlie Sheen? Are you tired of hearing about his wild antics and brand new vocabulary words? Or is this the pop culture event that just keeps on giving?

– Dewitt

8 thoughts on “Stuff Straight People Like: Charlie Sheen

  1. He’s a drug addled schmuck. No one I know – straight or otherwise – is talking about him beyond the media.

  2. if brittany survived the crazies,im sure charlie sheen will too.im never sure who the blame lies with,the performer or the media that allows them to look so nuts,and feds on the circus .its like any accicident ,you cant help but look..

  3. This is really sad, where are his friends and family??? This guy is sick and needs help, please someone over there help him.

  4. All hail Queen Douche-bag!! If you don’t bow to her/him he’ll stick his shiv into you….

  5. The public in general loves when stars behave badly. The media almost glorifies negative behavior, we follow along to see what they do next.

  6. I don’t know what straight people that you’ve been hanging around!! Just about every guy I know is straight. And NO ONE, and I mean “NO ONE” is talking about Charlie Sheen. But it’s obvious that you’re kind of obsessive about him. I guess that makes a majority of one!!

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