Welcome to our occasional “He’s Gay” feature, wherein we cover who came out this week. We know, it’s not THAT common. But it seems to have become a lot easier for people to open up about their sexuality. At least for the famous ones. Your […]
Tag: Celebrity
Gay Ass Gossip: Ashton Kutcher To Make 2 1/2 Men Even Worse
ITEM – As if I needed an excuse NOT to start watching a show that I would NEVER watch. Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the official replacement for decaying loon Charlie Sheen on CBS’ cash cow comedy Two And A Half Men. Ashton is […]
Scissor Sister Jake Shears In A Jock
We already wanted to fuck Scissor Sisters hotness Jake Shears into speechlessness, but then he Tweeted pics of himself in a jockstrap that Nasty Pig sent him. Drool! Shears is one of our favorite celebs because not only is he insanely talented, but he has […]
Straight Guys We Love: Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart never fails to crack us up while hosting Comedy Central‘s The Daily Show. Last night, he introduced a new title for the show’s long-running Gaywatch segment. Apparently the show’s writers have settled on “We’re Here, We’re Queer, Get Newsed To It,” which is […]
Who Would You Rather?: Potential Fathers Of January Jones’ Baby Edition
Mad Men ice queen January Jones is with baby, and she’s keeping her mouth shut about the the daddy’s identity. Wise choice. Keep em’ guessing, hit the guy up for child support + lips shut money, and bask in your pre-natal machinations. Jones has been […]
Celebrity Skin: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so damn dashing in Inception. When he was floating all over that hallway and whipping ass, nattily dressed and making us imagine what kind of kisser he is, I fell in love. Well, the honeymoon is over. In Hesher, he plays a […]
Shut The Fuck Up, Blake Shelton
(He’s actually not that bad-looking, so I used the least attractive pic I could find to illustrate my point.) Blake Shelton reads like he might be a big ole’ dickhead. – J. Harvey To find out why, Follow the JUMP:
Bono-fied Chaz: On Our Watch List
I admit, I haven’t been giving the “Big O” enough of my time, lately. Let’s get our minds out of the gutter, people – I’ve barely even tuned in to Oprah‘s new network since it’s launch on Jan. 1st. This month, however, Becoming Chaz premieres […]
Justin Gaston Is Levi Johnston
HBO is currently making a movie, Game Change, based on the 2008 presidential election. Check out who got cast as Bristol Palin‘s sperm donor and slut for fame Levi Johnston. It’s Justin Gaston, an underwear model who is mostly known for dating annoying popstress Miley […]
Hot Or Not: Dumb Guys
He’s gorgeous, and has all the physical traits that catch your eye. You cruise each other, until one of you gets up the nerve to make his approach. And then he opens his mouth and everything after “hey” is a disaster. He can’t talk about […]