He’s gorgeous, and has all the physical traits that catch your eye. You cruise each other, until one of you gets up the nerve to make his approach.
And then he opens his mouth and everything after “hey” is a disaster. He can’t talk about anything other than the gym and his protein supplements. He reveals that his favorite author is Stephanie Meyer. He wanted to see the birth certificate. Yep. He’s dumb like mulch.
Does that turn anyone else on? Dumb guys are hot! The evil part of me gets very turned on by the fact that they’re easily manipulated into doing things they might ordinarily not. “Uh, nah, dude, I’m a total top. Well, uh, ok. Just this once.” Their lack of a clue usually means they’re a MACHINE in the sack. They may not be able to figure out the tip and think theater is Joey and Maria’s Comedy Italian Wedding, but they will DO YOU RIGHT. Like breeding you is their purpose in life! Some guys might be “eh” about a big stupid jock. I say bring him on (top of me)!
– J. Harvey
Note: The non-celebrity types included in these photos are the result of entering “dumb jock” into Google Images. We can’t say for sure they’re actually dumb.
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