FUCK! Do you see these fine-ass sailor motherfuckers? Shit, it looks like they might even be twins! Now you just KNOW that if Ms. Boulangerié Knowles ever came across these hot pieces of DICK, she’d have both set of balls bouncing against her chin before […]
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
MY BITCHES! The supreme royal twat Boulangerié Knowles is back to bring you the realest realness from my soul sister Fantasia Motherfuckin’ Barrino. You might be wondering where the FUCK I’ve been, and child, do I have a story for you! Dewitt straight-up locked me […]
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! I was super turnt up to interview my girl Big Dipper. He’s going to be shaking his FINE hairy butt on stage in the Accidental Bear Queer Music Tour, and you just KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is ALL about supporting […]
Let me tell all y’all hot little DICK sluts a story! Over the weekend, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles was minding her own damn business, looking fine as FUCK on her way to the grocery store to pick up a box of rubbers, Cheez-Its and some KY […]
I have it on good authoritay that Bruno Mars wrote his new treasure “Treasure” about Ms. Boulangerié Knowles‘ supreme royal TWAT, and every smart bitch at the party knows that the song’s about to be DICK-slapping Robin Thicke and Macklemore from the top of the […]
“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass […]
HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
Mike Posner seems like such a sweet little fucker. One look at that precious face, and you just KNOW he lives by the golden rule “You gotta lick it before you stick it”. OOH HONEY! And I bet he could play your pussy like a […]
Somewhere out there, Carly Rae Flopsen is brushing her teeth with some record executive’s DICK, pondering whether she has to do anal sex with GOD to get the next “Call Me Maybe” on the charts. Meanwhile, hot twin bitches Megan and Liz are laughing and […]
