FUCK, I been away from y’all CUM hungry sluts for way too long! You just KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles couldn’t neglect reporting on the hottest pieces of DICK in the whole damn universe, so here I am to tell you about Trey Songz and his […]
OH HELL TO THE YES! That hot motherfucker Michael Fassbender is twirling around his BIG DICK on the set of some bullshit called Slow West, and you just KNOW that Ms. Boulangerié Knowles had to come up in here and TELL you about it. Y’all […]
HOT DAMN! Now you know that Ms. Boulangerié Knowles KNEW that Justin Bieber‘s a grown-ass man at 19 years-old, but I was NOT aware that he was packing somewhere around 19 INCHES in those jeans. This fun-size motherfucker just STRAIGHT UP knocked on my door last […]
YES, HONEY CHILD! This ratchet-ass, English accent bitch Lily Allen came out with a new feminist anthem, and it’s all about how she wants to ride seventeen huge DICKS in a row and not be judged for it! “Forget your balls and grow a pair […]
I don’t give a DAMN if Jason Derulo‘s all boo’d up with that goody two shoes American Idol has-been Jordin Sparks. There ain’t NOTHING in this world that’s gonna stop me from pulling down his drawers and letting his gigantic DICK flop right on down […]
Y’all ain’t EVER gonna believe what just happened to Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! I was getting my nails done UP at the salon owned by my cousin’s hairdresser’s cousin Pâtisserié Rowland‘s hairdresser cousin, Menagerié Williams. We were talking SHIT as usual, throwing shade at Justin Timberlake for […]
Y’all might remember that the last time Ms. Boulangerié Knowles got with those hot pieces of DICK from One Direction, she had just been FUCKED by the Backstreet Boys and anal was OFF limits. Now, these twink bitches done released their new single “Story of […]
Shit is MAD crazy up in here at Manhunt headquarters! My boo J. Harvey just up and LEFT on vacation last Thursday, and now after dissing me, this motherfucker Dewitt wants Ms. Boulangerié Knowles to help out and fill in as music editor for the […]
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! When Enrique Iglesias called me up a month after I finger-fucked his tight MAN PUSSY, I was super turnt up at the prospect of that big hard DICK twerking with my tonsils and slamming me up the ASS. He told […]
It’s been a HOT minute since y’all have been graced with the honey-dripped gospel of Ms. Boulangerié Knowles, so I’m gonna break it down for you like you KNEW a bitch would! It is scientifically proven by my pussy that Rod Thomas from Bright Light […]
