Bet you cocksluts didn’t know that Taylor Lautner played for OUR team. It’s true.When he’s not making shitty movies, he’s here in Boston putting on cleats and taking the field. Ok, that’s really Jacoby Ellsbury. He’s like Taylor Lautner at center field but hotter and […]
Tag: baseball
The Locker Room: Matt Kemp
Baseball season is upon us! It’s time for tasty players like Matt Kemp here to pull those tight baseball pants on and start squatting. Squatting to catch those grounders. Get your mind out of the gutter, you whores! Matt plays for the LA Dodgers and […]
Cute Baseball Player Justin Verlander Says Something Nice About Gay People (And We Listen)
Is anyone else exhausted that, every time a straight athlete comes out in support of the LGBT community, it’s considered headline-worthy “news“? Justin Verlander, a pitcher for the Detroit TigersĀ and clear nominee for 2013’s Best Major League Baseball Smile, wouldn’t “mind” if there were a […]
The Locker Room: Nick Hundley
Nick Hundley is a catcher for the San Diego Padres, and you’re about to see his butt! Okay, so technically you won’t get a glimpse of any actual skin (a la Joel Dreessen), but this candid locker room footage gives you a nice idea about […]
There Was/Is A Gay Guy On The Red Sox?!?! (That’s Not Him, He’s Just The Bearer Of Glad Tidings)
WHAT? Why wasn’t this brought to my attention previously? Manhunt HQ is located in Boston, the Red Sox are our ball team, and former Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling recently Tweeted that he’s played with gay teammates in the past. Holy shit, I could have/might […]
The Locker Room: CJ Wilson
An interesting fact about sexy Los Angeles Angels pitcher CJ Wilson is that he’s straight-edge. This means he abstains from alcohol and drugs. You never have to worry about him throwing up in your car or stealing your shit to afford pharmaceuticals (it happens). The […]
Harvard Baseball Players Synchronize Their Cuteness
If you’re looking for something to take your mind off of people’s stupidity, here’s a little trifle that should make you smile. Some of the players on Harvard University’s baseball team staved off road trip boredom by filming a little synchronized car dancing. It’s to […]
Have You Ever: Had Rug Burn After Sex?
RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
Diesel Washington Teaches Us About “Teamwork”
It’s always nice when gay porn teaches you a valuable lesson. You get that warm, fuzzy feeling inside that comes from learning about unity, togetherness and community. Except it’s nowhere near as wretched or condescending as an episode of Glee. In this particular scene, baseball […]
Quickie: Steve DaPri
All the smooth gym bunnies on this week’s edition of The Ten better watch their backs! Without any doubt, Steve DaPri will be bringing body hair back onto the countdown, and he may snatch a wig or two in the process. Keep your eyes out […]