Bet you cocksluts didn’t know that Taylor Lautner played for OUR team. It’s true.When he’s not making shitty movies, he’s here in Boston putting on cleats and taking the field. Ok, that’s really Jacoby Ellsbury. He’s like Taylor Lautner at center field but hotter and far more useful. He’s the Red Sox’s undisputed sex symbol. His trillion watt smile fills Fenway Park with boners! Unfortunately, he’s kinda prone to injury. That sucks, but he can totally recover at my place. Sponge baths.
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Taylor Lautner? Maybe if it’s a night game and you squint. Dustin Pedroia still gets my vote for hottest Sox player.
Taylor Lautner? Maybe if it’s a night game and you squint. Dustin Pedroia still gets my vote for hottest Sox player.
Guys…Are you out of your mind. The hottest little ass to ever run the bases is now with the Red Sox. Former Phillies Shane Victorino! YUM YUM YUM
Guys…Are you out of your mind. The hottest little ass to ever run the bases is now with the Red Sox. Former Phillies Shane Victorino! YUM YUM YUM
I agree he looks no more like Taylor Lautner than Mark Wahlberg
I agree he looks no more like Taylor Lautner than Mark Wahlberg
I’m shocked it’s taken so long for you guys to feature this magnificent piece of Boston man flesh!
Who didn’t see this coming?
Maybe Taylor Lautner’s uncle….still cute, though.
I am a die hard NY YANKEE fan absolutely NO COMMENT !!!
THANK YOU! That is what I’ve been wanting to see…more HOT baseball players!