WHAT? Why wasn’t this brought to my attention previously? Manhunt HQ is located in Boston, the Red Sox are our ball team, and former Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling recently Tweeted that he’s played with gay teammates in the past. Holy shit, I could have/might be able to fucked/fuck a Red Sox player? A Red Sock? Pink Sock? Whatever.
Queerty (via Twitter):
“I’ve never understood this ‘issue’ with gay players? Who cares? I know I played with some, their sexual orientation never had much… to do with how they hit with [a runner in scoring position], or pitched in late and close situations.
Why the hell would what they do in the bedroom ever matter?”
This news sent my mind a’scramblin’ to try and figure out which past or present Red Sox player it could be. Nomar? Johnny Damon? Wakefield? Papelbon? Vinateri (oh, wait – no, he was on the Pats. Silly non-sports fan!)? Or could it be….do I dare even dream….if this is who he meant I will scream and jump out a window to get to Fenway (wait, he retired)….JASON VARITEK?!?! The meatiest ass in baseball? Professional squatter? The guy who supposedly looks like THAT in a locker room (see below)? I think I just came.
On a sad note, Curt also played for the Philadelphia Phillies, Arizona Diamondbacks, Baltimore Orioles and the Houston Astros. So some of you guys who live in those states might be lucking out, and fate might cause you to pick up the right closeted athlete down at the gay bar, and you’ll get to fuck him in a laundry cart full of dirty jockstraps in the locker room of a professional baseball team. I’ll hate you if that’s the case. It’s nothing personal.
– J. Harvey
Nomar Garciaparra
Johnny Damon
Jonathan Papelbon
Jason Varitek
PRO-BASEBALL DREAM GUY: We’ll take Brad Ausmus (not a Red Sox player) ANY DAY, ANY TIME, ANY WHERE!!! He’s the one for us!! Hands down.
Schilling Spent most of his years as a Philly.. He also played for the Diamondbacks.. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it may not be a “Red Sox” player he’s talking about… Bone up on your sports
Jason Varitek is GORGEOUS. Great beefy ass and just a hint of love handles to hold on to. Fantastic!
I’m pleasantly surprised with Schilling’s laissez-faire attitude about gay athletes, given the fact that he is a very devout Christian.
He noted that in the article:
“On a sad note, Curt also played for the Philadelphia Phillies, Arizona Diamondbacks, Baltimore Orioles and the Houston Astros. So some of you guys who love in those states might be lucking out, and fate might cause you to pick up the right closeted athlete down at the gay bar, and you’ll get to fuck him in a laundry cart full of dirty jockstraps in the locker room of a professional baseball team. I’ll hate you if that’s the case. It’s nothing personal.”
The person he is talking about did play with him during his time at the Red Sox. It was a pretty well known thing that I am surprised no one outside the team has picked up on.