We did promise you the 2014 Team USA mens’ bobsledding team in this Locker Room post, but Eddy Alvarez‘s booty popped up. He’s a speedskater, and you’re going to want to get into his bodysuit. He’s 5’5″, so you could keep him in your pocket […]
It’s space ass! Because it’s out of this world! These big, beefy, mouth-watering mounds of butt belong to Instagram’s xristian665. They’re luscious. How do I get my entire body up them? I will settle for my cock. And my face. You don’t understand. But you […]
I’d like you all to meet my husband, Tombe Harvey. Many of you have asked what Mr. Harvey looks like. Here he is! I am the luckiest slut in the world! You’re obviously not buying it, so I’ll move on. If you like it thick […]
Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat is one of the most popular players in the NBA. This isn’t just because he’s handy with a big orange ball. He’s also known for being one of the most fashionable pro athletes around. And then there’s the BODY. […]
You might have seen this at last night’s VMAs. That’s Lockhart Brownlie. He’s Katy Perry‘s badonka donk-blessed backup dancer. Fiery hot, he kept my attention the entire time during Katy’s closing number. Bitch could have been covering a G.G. Allin song, and I wouldn’t have […]
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter. Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, […]
It’s down below. Damn, you could play bongos on those buttcheeks. This is Roodrigo21. He’s from Chile and he wants you to repeat after him: “dicen – MONSTERCOCKMONSTERCOCKMOSTERCOCK” – taken from Roodrigo21’s Manhunt profile. Say it. Love it. Live it. Oh, he also wants it […]
Actor Nathan Fillion is an undiscovered country in that he rarely gets recognized by the mainstream media as being hot. Not only is he hot, but he tends to appear in quality stuff like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the late, lamented Firefly, and Dr. Horrible’s […]
