This butt is THE butt. Gotdamn. I haven’t talked a lot about American Muscle Hunks lately (whoa – deja vu) but they’re still going strong (puns!) over there, and they keep introducing more and more beautiful dudes into their stable. And last week they […]
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Morning Wood: April 29, 2016
Good morning, big swinging dick and balls for which I have no context or further information. I can’t stop laughing at this (or being jealous that I can’t clap like that): TGIF, guys. Good morning! – tyler
Do I Have a Crush On a Butt?
This BadPuppy solo clip starring Marek Polan (I don’t know either) is basically fine. It does all the stuff, and he’s nice to look at. But then he flips over and starts playing with this butt and… my jaw just dropped. I’m feeling ways about […]
No Nonsense Boyfriend
Is my new default Manhunt headline. We’ve been down this road before and I still can’t stop posting videos about spanking and tickling and bondage and I don’t know anymore. In a perfect world, I’d be like “spanking? That’s silly. I’m not into spanking! […]
#AssWednesday: Ass/OFF
SAMSON / KESLER A few weeks ago, we had our first #AssWednesday tie ever and I promised a runoff between those two fantastic butts. Then some stuff came up and I wasn’t able to do an AW post for a few weeks, but I’m […]
#AssWednesday
Cause it’s Huuuuuummmmp day and I wanna see some HUUUUUUUMPS. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. Last week’s Ass Wednesday is the FIRST TIE EVER! In honor of this special event, our TWO WINNERS(!) from last week are getting their own posts this weekend so […]
17 Time Marcus Randall ALMOST Showed Us The D
And then Didn’t. I don’t know a ton about this guy outside of this unhelpful bio from Bang+Strike: Randall is an author, model and actor from Los Angeles, CA. He started modelling almost a decade ago and had a brief dalliance with Myspace fame […]
#AssWednesday 2015 Winner’s Circle
Or maybe less of a circle and more of the peach emoji ?. The plan was to make this post the first Wednesday of 2016, but since MHD was in the blog hospital for the last week, it’s happening now! TGIF! I love democracy: […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, 2016! It’s […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Randy Blue […]











