And then Didn’t. 

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I don’t know a ton about this guy outside of this unhelpful bio from Bang+Strike:

Randall is an author, model and actor from Los Angeles, CA. He started modelling almost a decade ago and had a brief dalliance with Myspace fame (remember Myspace?!?! Waaaay before Instagram!). Myspace obviously died a slow painful death, but luckily Randall’s earlier shoots stayed afloat across the interweb, and when the likes on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr came, his images were shared all over the place. It’s not hard to see why!

But I do know that he is a very frustrating human being. Especially when all I wanna do is see the dick. Here’s 17 different photos where Marcus is saying “you wanna seeeeeeee it?” and then yanking the football away when we try to kick:

 

 

I mean, REALLY.  JUST LEMME SEE IT, BOO. Also wtf is this guy’s butt made out of? Some kind of space-age polymer? Because it’s basically levitating up there in a near spherical form.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

or

Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling.

Or

Do you like pudding? Because I’ll be pudding this dick in your ass.

OR

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

 

Let’s vote:

 

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– tyler