"Kiss Me I'm Irish" t-shirts are so played out. If you're planning on going out tonight, keep it subtle by swearing the color green. You won't look like such a St. Patrick's Day amateur, and it helps that it looks great on everyone. For the record, we're not being paid by Kermit the Frog to make this endorsement.
As an alternative, you can wear a pair of shamrock boxers. Not only will it give you an excuse to drunkenly show off your underwear, but you may even get as lucky as Dean Carter and get fucked by a hottie like Ty Carver. Even though this scene was filmed ages ago, we had to dig it up for this special occasion! Wouldn't you love to be sandwiched between these two?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: College Dudes 247
To see Dean and Ty in action, follow the JUMP:
Some still seem butt hurt…
lol i like your kermit the frog thing i lolled.
you know you should start a “one day at the manhunt offices” like one time at band camp from american pie, dewitt, andy, and tim were walking along, innocently, when the product placement genie appeared and asked: so young men, what products shall i get for you today.
1) tim and andy were instantly on their guard since this might just be a “bitchy queen” genie, and tim immediately launched into “manhunt strives to give you the best possible service, and no you have no guarantees to win any competition since its all random” human resources thing to placate the genie
2) dewitt requested a random product and was rewarded with an instant boner and the subject of a new post.
LOL sorry couldn’t help myself. but on another note, why don’t you put all these product placements under a “what would you rather have”, and do the two product comparisons like you do with the “who would you rather posts” and then you can provide a link to the products.
Appears someone has hit the bone that made Dewitt lose his boner based upon his Kermit comment. Can’t stand the corrections then do the right thing and disclose like you should be abd don’t compound it by complaining about others who advertise. you guys do a good job but sure don’t like constructive critism or feedback,
Hot stuff! Love to be sandwiched by these two any day!
Bah. I’ll be Irish on St. Patrick’s Day the same year that everyone is Norwegian on St Olaf’s Day.
I would have to decline being sandwiched between the two of them. But I might take Carver for a test drive.
I’ve been pulling the “let me show you my shamrock’s (boxer’s)” bit since HS, a fool proof excuse to drop your pants in public, much to my mom’s chagrin… she brought em for me, lol.