Things We’re Glad We Didn’t Do In College

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College is a time for experimentation. Once you're finally away from home, you can do all sorts of wild and crazy things! Want to have a drunken bisexual make-out session? Go for it! Care to fuck your R.A. in the showers while one of your hallmates is getting clean in the stall next to you? We won't stop you. 

With that said, there are some boundaries when it comes to such experimentation. Like, you probably shouldn't make a video of yourself jerking off onto a classroom desk. And even more importantly, you shouldn't post it on the internet. Tim, a 22 year-old student at the University of Hawai'i-Manoa, learned this the hard way.

As his alter-ego SpeedoStudent1, Tim donned a variety of skimpy swimsuits while posing in the school's lecture halls. The series was then taken to a whole other level when he recorded a video of himself within a classroom, humping a desk and cumming on the surface. Obviously, this has led to some controversy.

University administrators caught wind of the video, posting the following warning on Twitter: "If you see 'Hawaii Speedo Student' on campus, do not approach him–call Campus Security." The tweet links to an article from the school's newspaper, which reads, "A UH student has been endangering students by leaving his body fluids on desks in many classrooms… Please take appropriate precautions like disinfecting desks and washing hands frequently."

Even though the idea behind Tim's video was theoretically hot, we fully acknowledge that it wasn't appropriate. The school's code of conduct may not have explicitly stated that you shouldn't jerk off on the desks, but it's pretty much a given. Also, it wasn't worth the consequences. He's currently in "a rift" with his mother, an outlaw on campus and fighting what seems to be a losing battle. Do you think the university is overreacting, or is he getting exactly what he deserves?

– Dewitt

To see pictures and the classroom jerk-off video, follow the JUMP:


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37 thoughts on “Things We’re Glad We Didn’t Do In College

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats a riot! Maybe the schools a little over board… But I wonder who had to watch the video and if they were alone or watched in in like a meeting! hahahaha omg I love college!

  2. OH MY JESUS EFFIN CHRIST!!! I just sat in one of those classrooms he posed in!!!

  3. He should get in trouble, if nothing else for that perm. Looks like my 7th grade English Teacher.

  4. If he hadden jerked off ONTO the table I wouldn’t have issue, but he is putting other in jeporaday. It is not like having sex and making a choice, these people are putting candy, food, drinks, hands on that table, or others he busted on. He deserved to be thrown out!

  5. In the immortal words of the fabulous Sue Sylvester, “I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.”
    CUT. IT. OFF.

  6. Maybe it’s the fact I’ve fucked a guy on a desk, or maybe I’m just a sicko, but I find that really hot. Although I should say, the desk was his, he was the teacher.

  7. Do school officials really believe there’s a “health threat” in having someone cum on a desk? If that was the case, they’d have to condemn all of their public bathrooms. That’s just ridiculous. They need some basic health education. BTW, was this guy in Blue Lagoon a million years ago?

  8. Isn’t this the reason why Janitors exist?
    Seriously, you’d think this guy just jizzed all over the school boards faces or something.

  9. Yeah it might not be a fucking health risk but that’s fucking disgusting. I don’t wanna sit at a desk that some immature dickhead squirted all over. I hope he gets in trouble.

  10. This IS a health risk and it’s PUBLIC INDECENCY. You DO NOT have a constitutional right to bust a nut inside a lecture hall at a PUBLIC university. No wonder we can’t get any respect as a community.
    Throw the book at this asshole and expel him.

  11. to be a young college kid he didn’t had much of a output…and yeah he could use a haircut.

  12. guys, I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, yeah its crude, but yeah he’s cute, what a hottie, I’d do him in a NY minute and so would most of you guys if you got the chance…
    poor judgement on his part, “YES”, but shit, its actually funny as hell!

  13. Sure as hell is a health risk, you must be ignorant not to think diseases can survive for several days on a table, floor or elsewhere. Why do you think the use a 1:10 bleach solution to clean areas, for the smell. The ass should be arrested under countless criminal offenses!

  14. well i mean yeah, he definitely did something wrong…jerking off on a desk and public indecency and thing of that sort. and then i do think the school board did a good thing in telling students to call campus security…he did in fact break a law. the washing hands frequently part is a little excessive though. the kid should definitely get in some sort of trouble though, but expulsion is way extreme.
    and yeah, he’s hot…just not a fan of his face

  15. I hate to admit but some of the best sex I had when I was that age was in an empty classroom. Something about doing it where you might get caught. This is not really new and I am pretty sure there are others out there who have done the same thing. College kid, roommate so no where else to go, classroom is open, shut the door, turn off the light and start plowing anywhere you can. Jerking off in a classroom on video is like slapping the administration in the face, sort of telling them that their security is lax. The college is going way overboard, but that is higher education. Too many damn administrators trying to control way too much.
    On the plus side, anybody who knows me, knows I love my blonds. Little smooth for my general taste and he looks way too young. But in a pinch, on a desk, who knows….

  16. if he did something else with his hair I could appreciate his face more…but other than that…he’s not bad.
    Except for the whole jacking off on a school desk…he should get in some kind of trouble…I dunno about expulsion…but I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened.

  17. He’s hot. That video was hot. But seriously, how many people actually go to this school? In my Uni you can def find an empty classroom, but there are never any empty long enough to make an 18 min long jack off vid!
    But, ya. I don’t think, unless it blatantly says it in the Faculty regulations, that he should end up having expulsion. Maybe a criminal charge of some sort, as that really is a sanitary issue. Whether he has diseases or not.
    Not smart indeed. You should always cover the risk of getting caught, and bring sanitary wipes with you XD Your fans might even end up thinking it’s adorable.

  18. Oh, please, let’s get over our collective selves. He’s a young (horny) college dude doing a stupid thing. Now were he 30 and doing something stupid, yeah. I’m sure he more than cleaned up afterwards, it just wasn’t on film. Maybe suspend him for a week or something, but to kick him out? Nah, way over the top. It’s funny though, the complaints really are more “he’s not hot enough.” We really watch too much porn. This is what an average, slightly cute guy looks like.

  19. Hahahaha!
    Is the university over-reacting? Maybe a little, but when you’re responsible for the well-being and mind-molding of that many young people, it’s perfectly understandable. And you’ve got to pretty much assume that if you do something like this in a school, you’re gonna be pretty lucky not to get kicked out and/or sent to jail. It’s just common sense, I think.
    Now, why do I have the theme song to Greatest American Here stuck in my head?

  20. hmmm,seriously. who is taking these pictures of him, i know he cant be doing it mono et mono. and the video, can one really video themselves like that and get all the equipment in and out of the classroom without anyone noticing?
    If they did I want to go to this school.
    Good recruitment video guys!!

  21. You all need to fuckin’ get over yourselves!! This is a hot boy with a great cock that you all would love to ‘do’. I’d lick that fuckin’ table!

  22. That is fucking awesome! I went to a Christian school for my graduate degree (certainly not my first choice; but I didn’t have many options). It was Hell. I got through some nights with a little “naughty” play in the computer lab, bathrooms, you name it. So I admire this kid’s style, creativity, sex drive. Only problem is he shouldn’t have publicized it. Ughhh! Why couldn’t it have been his own dirty little secret? (I mean, I’m glad we have this beautiful footage!) But there will always be asshole, repressed narcs out there who want to sound the alarm and ruin it for these poor sex-starved puppies. Damn the man! F U, U of Hawaii!

  23. I love that I’ve seen this kid on campus in the past. I thought I recognized him and then it said this happened at UH Manoa. If only I’d known…

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