Before I go back to not talking about Glee, can we address the hotness of James Earl and Max Adler? The two actors have minor roles on the show, making a cameo every now and then as Azimio and Dave Karofsky. You may know them better as the douchey, homophobic football jocks who constantly harass Finn, Kurt and the rest of the glee club.
I know I’m supposed to hate their characters, but I’ve got to come clean about this–my dick doesn’t agree. Every single time they appear on my television screen, I can’t prevent myself from popping a huge boner. Am I the only one who wants to have a threeway with these beefy studs in the locker room?
– Dewitt
For some funny visuals, follow the JUMP:
(For the record, I had nothing to do with these images. Obviously, I would have Photoshopped them into a picture of me bent over a locker room bench.)
Fuck yes. I approve.
MAX ADLER IS THE FIRST HOT GUY YOU EVER HAD ON HERE!!! CONGRATS FOR FINALLY PULLING YOUR HEAD OUTTA YOUR ASS. NOW IF YOU CAN FIND A SHIRTLESS PIC OF HIM, I MIGHT EVEN BANG YA.
So now we’re glorifying homophobes?
Seriously WTF Dewitt?
What’s next, are you going to post on how the bullies that Ellen mentioned in the post RIGHT BEFORE this one (about how bullies have led to gay kids killing themselves) are “super hot!!”
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I think he’s talking about the guys. People do know how to seperate characters from real people right?
Hi Guy,
Don’t even get the tiniest tingle with these two. Sorry, let’s get back to the smooth buff guys.
Can I have your job writing articles for Manhunt? It looks really easy and I would love to get paid to write this swill. Especially have really awful timing and write this after a gay suicide article…think with the head on your shoulders.
Well the colored guy don’t do nothing for me (I’m not a chocolate fan unless it’s ice cream), but the other guy… YUMMM.
Nothing wrong with bullies and homophobes. Their pants come off really easy after a few beers. If it weren’t for them, I’d never get laid.
Colored?? It’s 2010 not 1940 just fucking say black guy. homophobia? how about racism in the gay community?
always some off-color remark.. damnn…we all have preferences but some of the underlying tones of these comments are disappointing
Once again you dudes show the importance of crawling out from behind your computers, taking your hands off your dick, and actually living a life out in the real world….u dudes are pathetic
Yuck! No thank you. And kk why would you even post an ignorant comment like that? You’re no better then anyone else cruising this site.
Seriously?
Meat Monger I am going 2 give U a free pass because the TRUTH be told anyone who can make a comment N defense of BUllIES & HOMOPHOBIA is not even WORTHY of one of my most derogatory remarks. But I can only hope that the next time some young kid is going 2 jump off a bridge ( because of HOMOPHOBIC IDIOITS ) U will take the LEAP 4 them !!!
I just laughed at Inhabitant’s remark.
As for finding them hot, I don’t care much for the chocolate daddy, but his friend I wouldn’t mind doing some drunken fooling around with.
I would
i’d pass… i just don’t get any tingles for either of them… and i actually like bigger guys. Its perhaps the way their characters speak that keeps me turned off… meat-heads do nothing for me ever… even so-called “hot” ones.
Ew. Just ew.
Neither do anything for me. Prefer my hand.
Erm, Dewitt, you are the only one!
I don’t see it.
You’re so NOT the only one. If I wanted smooth hairless flesh, I’d sleep with a chick.