You may recognize Jake Johnson from this magical place called television. He appears alongside Zooey Deschanel on Fox’s latest hit series New Girl, playing the part of her romantically-challenged roommate Nick Miller. He’s also one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen. For real, guys! He’s competing against Mark Ruffalo as my ultimate celebrity boner-crush. That’s sort of a big deal for me.
Now, I get that Jake is probably too attractive and likable for our Secret Sex feature, but I’m going to make an exception because—a) I secretly feel guilty about liking this show so much, b) He’s not typical Hollywood “hot” like Kellan Lutz or Hugh Jackman, and c) I needed an excuse to make multiple animated GIFs of him dancing half-naked.
In case you’re not aware, they talk about his penis a lot in the most recent episode. This made me want to see his penis… A lot.
– Dewitt
To check out Jake M. Johnson shirtless and sort of naked, follow the JUMP:
He is so fine!!!!!
Schmidt is wayyyy hotter!!
I would do him!
Yeah, I just find him so damned adorable. He’s the only reason I watch the show, honestly.
HEE ISS SOOO DAMM CUTE I deff got alittle hard waching him
Schmidt looked hot in the running shorts this week. Plus he was obsessed with seeing nick’s package
You have no idea how adorable I find this person. <3
He is still fine. After all he’s even better after the show… I fancy him, he’s true to his fans!
I think he is so cute love that he has a tummy and chest hair, Im gettingg tired of 6packs and oiled up hairless men yuck!! thank you for this cutie, made my day!1
He is soooooo cute. All of the roommates have their sexiness though. I’m thinking orgy…and Zooey can run the camera.
Yes Agree he is not he typical hollywood hot but he is really cute and adorable!
Definitely cute!
ROFLMAO!!!! This show really cracks me up. I’ll take Schmidt in a heartbeat and he does have nice sexy legs while jogging. But I do feel sorry for him that he couldn’t see Nick’s bading-ding. i’m going to watch this again later. =D
I fucking love ZD