Some of you may be wondering what happened to our regular Gleek Out updates. Well, let me rephrase that! I know some of you have been wondering about them, because I’ve received a few e-mails and tweets inquiring about their absence. My feelings on this matter can best be expressed by the note Santana left for Brittany, right before their scheduled appearance together on Fondue For Two—“I can’t”.
Yes, I am still watching the show. But there just hasn’t been enough payback for spending over an hour writing about it every week. So you want to know my feelings on the past two episodes? Too bad. I’m going to tell you whether you like it or not.
Much to my surprise, I was really impressed by the 90-minute “Born This Way” episode. The duet between Lea Michele and Diana Agron on “Unpretty” and “I Feel Pretty” was absolutely beautiful, and each song worked well within the context of the episode. Ugh, except for that stupid-ass Warblers moment. It’s still unclear why I can’t be like the rest of the world and blindly love Darren Criss.
Now, as for the Fleetwood Mac tribute? Let’s just say I’m a big fan of the album Rumours. Unlike Kristin Chenoweth‘s character April Rhodes, I didn’t sell my copy to buy drugs. Due to my extreme fondness for this record, I just could not handle any of the cast’s renditions. However, I totally dig Lord Tubbington. It would be a sin if they don’t flesh out his character a bit more…
Oh my, it just occurred to me that I’ve missed the whole point of this post! In one of the e-mails nuzzled in my inbox, a reader wrote the following–“I’m curious though: I never got an inkling of sex appeal from Kurt Hummel, but after seeing his ‘LIKES BOYS’ t-shirt in the ‘Born This Way’ episode… I mostly just want to, oh gosh, what’s the phrase? ‘Tear that ass up!’ Y’know, in a tag-team sorta way, is all. Does anyone (do you) feel the same way?”
Yes. Fucking hell yes. Although I’ve always thought Chris Colfer was “cute”, there was something about this moment that propelled him into undeniably “hot” territory. The mischievous look on his face! The tight white t-shirt! It totally worked for me.
– Dewitt
Nothing about him is sexy. He’s annoying and stupid like all teenagers are. He’s a boy, but I like to fuck men.
Um, no thanks. I think some of the girls on the show might be me more masculine.
Would tap his twink ass so hard. He’s either a virgin or has done an amazing job keeping his love life a secret.
And the sissyphobes here are charming as always.
I understand his sex appeal to some, and lack of it to others. Personally, I’d be more inclined to pass on him, unless he proves in real life he’s more than just the character he portrays.
Too similar in coloring/looks to myself, especially when I was in HS. Otherwise, he’s not awful looking, and he’s probably very different IRL compared to Kurt.
From watching the Mall dance, $20 says that Kurt is a big ol’ Power Bottom
It takes over an hour to write a post about your opinion on a television show!???
completely agree with ospreyboi1122. i would absolutely pass on him but i can see why some twink lovers would like him.
He has the ugliest lips and is a big ole queen! Nothing against him though. He is what he is and plays his character on Glee very well. He sings well for a girls too! I guess its variety that makes this world go round!
Between the writing, editing, and formatting of 5 or six paragraphs, and adding photos, yeah I would think it could easily take an hour sometimes. For those people who like to actually think about what they’re posting on the internet.
Never really got turned on by him. Mark Saling’s character is usually the type that I go for.
Weird side note: Pretty sure someone on this blog said that I was like Kurt from Glee, if Glee was on HBO or Showtime. It’s turning into a compliment less and less…
fuck off, I’d do Kurt in this episode seven kinds of sideways.
Are you serious?He’s so gorgeous!
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I’d probably do him lol…and I just wanted to say that its pretty brave of Chris Colfer to be who he is, in an industry that isn’t really supportive of openly hat actors. Even the gay community (based on some of the above comments) are not always so supportive. Just his confidance alone is attractive to me lol
Still wouldn’t go anywhere near there, but I do have to admit he seems to get closer to attractive as time goes on.
Not for me, pass!!
I’d do him in a heart beat. He is by far the Glee guy who turns me on the most. It sounds creepy but Chris Colfer = immediate boner to me.
i do very much appreciate ospreyboi1122’s fair & balanced comment.
and i will adopt it for myself.
i don’t feel an immediate attraction for him, nor do i feel any need to “make him my bitch,” since my ego/self-worth appears to be in good enough condition, so as i don’t feel the need for that kind of validation.
or, whatever.
if nothing else, Dewitt, could you at least keep us posted on anything (meaningful) Karofsky-related?
if you’re going to remove the disqus commenting system (which i don’t remember seeing announced anywhere), could you at least restore the ability to preview comments before we post them?
(that would be much appreciated.)
No thanks, but I will take Chord Overstreet in that Rocky Horror outfit! Yum!!!
Um yes. Without a doubt I would do him. Without hesitation. He seems authentic in his interviews and to the shallow – I bet he looks fantastic in bed on his stomach with his ass arched up just so. Yeah, bet you never thought of it that way.
Totally agree. While I hated that he was ashamed of liking boys (that was the point of the t-shirts), it was the first time I ever found him sexy. I don’t understand the appeal of Darren Criss. He is my computer and phone wallpaper. There is something about that dude that screams sex to me.
I’d do Chris Colfer, but not Kurt Hummel. Well maybe Kurt if I was high school age like him…
Darren Criss? I will tie that man down to my bed and MAKE him like dick if that’s what it takes. I’d do any narsty thing he wanted and have a big smile on my face while I did it! DO WANT!