The title of this post is a blatant lie, unless you get paid to hang out in a pool and jerk people off underwater… But look! It’s a picture of Francois Sagat picking his nose while his doppelgänger Jesse Jackman watches! If you pick your […]
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Manhunt Man Of The Week: Coop01
Now THERE is a man who knows how to rock a jockstrap. That’s Coop01. He’s our “Manhunt Man of the Week.” I’m declaring a new rule where men who look like him are only allowed to wear jockstraps and a baseball cap. All of you […]
Ethan: Another Nominee For 2012′s Hottest Cock Slut
Johnny Rapid and Logan Taylor. Those are the only two early nominees we’ve revealed for 2012’s Hottest Cock Slut award. Since the latter shoved a knife into my soul and announced his retirement earlier this month, it’s a good thing we still have ten other […]
Diamond Rings: “I’m Just Me”
John O’Regan, the man behind electro-pop act Diamond Rings, takes a page out of Morrissey‘s handbook by refusing to let the media pressure him into labeling his sexuality. He doesn’t identify as either gay or straight, which isn’t to say he’s bisexual, asexual, questioning or […]
Paul Wagner Is The Worst Marriage Counselor Ever!
Paul Wagner, the most handsome man in the gay porn universe, has a new scene on Men At Play. If that last sentence didn’t already give you a boner, let me break this down for you—Paul Wagner in a suit, stuffing his scruffy face and […]
The Locker Room: Neymar
Neymar (government name Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior) is a hugely popular soccer player in his native Brazil, and what a little cutie! He’s considered to be one of the best players in his country, and will be leading the Brazilian soccer team in this […]
10 Ways To Spice Things Up In The Bedroom
In lieu of today’s Let’s Get Kinky post, we’ve teamed up with Fort Troff to provide ten exciting ways to make your sex life a bit more adventurous. Whether you’re beginner to man-on-man sex or a regular ol’ kinky beast, there should be at least […]
Underwear Drawer: Ben Cohen For Bluebuck
………oh, hi. I’m supposed to write something or some shit? Apologies, Ben Cohen’s furry bod in his skivvies momentarily hypnotized me. This boner is distracting. Ben is modeling for Bluebuck Underwear on behalf of his Stand Up Foundation. You buy a pair of his new […]
Patriota Twins = Peters Twins of The Fashion Industry
The Patriota Twins aren’t so much a “Will they or won’t they?” act as a “Why the hell are they even entertaining the idea so damn much?” act. It’s one thing to shove a dildo up your brother’s ass on camera. It’s another thing to […]
Lana Del Rey: “National Anthem”
So I have to come out of the closet! There was a point where I was vehemently against Lana Del Rey. I forced myself to listen to her album Born To Die over and over again, solely to justify my opposition to her existence as […]

