I see why it’s “horny” but the “house rules” part escapes me. I realize that the stuff my dick is into online is different sometimes from the stuff that other people are into. For instance: super fit 20 year olds who look like Mormon […]
I swear we weren’t trying to scam anybody. Last week I posted an Easter Sale announcement with some egg puns and a gallery of Easter-y lookin naked dudes. I didn’t realize until somebody pointed it out in the comments that over the weekend, some […]
Ricky Roman and Jae Roze and Dillon Rossi and Damien Crosse. I haven’t talked about Cockyboys releases in a couple weeks, but it’s only because there’s been other stuff to cover. They didn’t drop the ball for even a single second and have […]
Because I don’t even feel like you need more instruction than “watch Seth Fornea.” I don’t know what else I can put in the category of “erotic film series,” so I don’t totally know what to compare this too. “BOYS OF LIFE” is […]
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: March 28, 2016 There’s one scene in here that’s SOOOOOO upsetting that I’m still mad about it. I’m probably going to be mad about it all day. Good luck finding it and then trying to wash the […]
Gets “teased” by Alexander Gustavo. The issue of plot is both a blessing and a burden – sometimes in equal doses – in porn. On one hand, I love having some kind of context for what’s happening. Especially if there’s actual confusing setup involved […]
Grabby Noms and Used Underpants. Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping […]
This is a weird one, guys. Anyone who grew up watching the Ren and Stimpy Show will clearly remember Powdered Toast Man, and if you didn’t grow up with it, or have children that forced you to watch it, there’s really no explaining it to […]
I can’t tell. Because Randy Blue won’t respond to any of my emails about things like this scene, or giving me some kind of extra access so I can report back about things that are awesome. So instead I had to watch the 60 […]
I had no idea that Easter was such a big discount weekend for the pornographic arts! Ooof. If you thought there was some cheap stuff for St. Patrick’s Day, then let’s talk about all the sites that are offering bananas discounts for friggin Easter! […]
