Today’s edition of Unlockables is a bit complicated. While most of you probably enjoy watching porn stars or complete strangers in some hot oral action, there may be a difference when it comes to potential sexual (or romantic) partners. Let’s say you’re chatting with someone […]
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David Chase Wants To Smell Your Dick
Yes, the title of this post is referring to this song, and I’m not apologizing for it. We’ve written about David Chase enough times that he probably doesn’t need an introduction. However, if you’re just joining us, here’s your introduction–he’s the hot bald guy in […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Andreas Orihuela
Here’s Michigan model Andreas Orihuela shot by photographer Liem Pham. Shockingly, Orihuela is only 18. When I was 18, I did not look like this. When JESUS was 18, he did not look like this. Andreas’ parents must have made some sort of pact with […]
Twink Tank: Isaac Novac
There’s something goofy about Isaac Novac. It’s almost as if he was a total nerd before his shoot with Next Door Twink, yet they saw the potential, took off his glasses and pulled together a She’s All That style makeover. And poof! Just like magic, […]
Flashback Friday: Undress For Success
This hairy fellow appeared in a 1985 issue of Honcho magazine, posing for a spread entitled “Undress for Success”. Beneath those ol’ school tighty whities, he’s packing a delicious cock and some egg-shaped balls that you’ll be dying to lick. Don’t let the shirt and […]
Have You Ever: Fallen For A Straight Guy?
During my sophomore year of college, I lived across the hall from this ridiculously hot straight dude. He was so attractive that one of my female friends would regularly visit my room, just in the hopes that he’d pass by in his towel. Sure, this […]
Aural Only: Erika Jayne
Here’s the recipe for Erika Jayne‘s “One Hot Pleasure”. Take one living, breathing Barbie doll and drown her in Ke$ha‘s trashiness. Throw in two cups of flamboyant backup dancers, along with a heaping spoonful of self-aware campiness. Hire Heidi Montag‘s songwriter. Top it all off […]
On The Hunt: Steven Daigle & Drew Cutler
Remember when Drew Cutler pissed on former Big Brother 10 houseguest Steven Daigle? Well, it turns out that he also fucked him up the ass. Things started out with a little skinny-dipping, until Steven got a craving for some man-meat. He hopped out of the […]
Exclusive Interview with Porn Star Heath Jordan
Does Heath Jordan really need an introduction? We’ve been obsessed with this guy for months now, and it’d be impossible for you to miss the countless times we’ve name-dropped him. Our cocks nearly exploded from his scenes in Attraction and Night Maneuvers! And let’s not […]
I’m Officially In Love With Ash Taylor
Brace yourselves for a wedding invitation in the mail! Because I plan on getting married to Ash Taylor. He hasn’t exactly been notified that we’re totally in love, but it’s only a matter of time before we’re walking down the aisle. More importantly, it’s only […]