Must Watch: Greg Homme’s “Dare”

Here’s an ad for Greg Homme Underwear. All we really have to say is that they should hire this dude’s package as a crossing guard. Cuz’ everyone would be stopping.

– J. Harvey

To watch Greg Homme model Anthony stop traffic with his bulge, Follow the JUMP:

27 thoughts on “Must Watch: Greg Homme’s “Dare”

  1. And you know were all going out to buy that particular underwear now! Thanks I hope my bulge looks like that!

  2. See, now my problem is my bulge is too big. No, not bragging. It actually can be a problem sometimes, because my junk gets squished a lot. But that dud is totally rocking it!

  3. wow…follow the bouncing bulge…if all TV commercials were like this, I might actually subscribe to cable again! So good I had to watch it twice…

  4. wow, I never had parking garage sex with anyone that hot! Those undies totally pop his bulge, great design, very sexy… slurp

  5. Fuck! Did you see the way his junk “jiggles” around the 0:20 mark? I’m imagining it slapping me in the face repeatedly as I’m down on my knees in front of him.

    And what’s with the idiot driver getting out of the car?! If a guy looking like THAT crawled into my backseat and crooked his finger at me to come get him, you’d better believe I’m fucking going over the front seat/center console/whatever, ripping my clothes off as I go.

  6. This ad definitely says “Gregg Homme is underwear for gay men” which I think is a marketing mistake.

    But, then again, the underwear is really gay in any case.

  7. i think marketing the underwear to gay men is a great idea. i mean, i don’t know a whole lot of straight guys who care about fashion underwear, do you? and i don’t know a whole lot of women who would need that much attention to be brought to a guy’s cock.

    having said that, the guy’s hotter than the underwear.

  8. Didn’t you show this like 2 months ago. The guy is hot, but at one point he gets kinda girly with his attitude. I like this commercial and it was good to watch it again.

  9. Thanks for posting the follow up to “Provoke” the first add with this model. Hope there are more in the series, cuz this shit is smoking hot!!

  10. Fuck!!! That was steaming! Yeah what was with the driver running away! I would be there ripping those pants of with my teeth 😀 GGrrr!

    His junk was beautiful…. and I loved the jiggleing, wiggleing willy… fuck my man is gonna get it when he’s home lol!

  11. Yeah, there’s no problem if it’s a business model that works. If they’re making money with this schtick, then that’s all that matters.

    Most resellers are going to put in orders for brands that move. It seems to me that restricting the appeal of a brand to a small part of the population would be a bad move … but I’m sure they have all the demographics data about who is buying their product.

    My problem with most fashion underwear is that it revolves around the idea of making a dude’s external genitalia into a fruit basket like these do. I dig a simpler, cleaner profile … but vive le difference.

  12. Holy smoke that ad is hot. I wouldn’t mind having to see that every day. Hot dudes, hot undies and amazing package. Is it the shorts that do that, if so, send me a dozen pairs PRONTO…and please have that guy in at least one of them. DAMN!

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