Wednesdays = All Butts, All Day, round these parts. Oof! These Wednesdays roll around so fast here at MHD! It’s already time for another round of the game where we encourage you to share this (however you want – twitter/facebook/print it out and mail […]
Today in Disturbing Gifs
I’ve never heard of this site before, but I’m getting affiliate email from them, so they must be a thing. Here. Be haunted by this weird detached arm/penis combo: It looks like those old cartoons that recycled backgrounds and only animated the parts of […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to this […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to […]
Mustang: A LOT of Story for a Jack Off Clip
That’s not shade. I love having the scene set, and I love a jack off clip – especially with a dick like this. But let’s dive into this scene description, shall we? “In the morning, after a night of riding around all over the town, […]
7Qs with David Benjamin
The super sexy and confident David Benjamin talks about insecurity, space travel, and his next steps in adult entertainment. Our second in the 7Questions series is a favorite performer of mine. David Benjamin has had a busy and productive career packed into a pretty small […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, suit […]
Drawn To You: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
I’m already sort of shaking my head about this one, and I’ve barely started. I don’t totally know how to explain this, but it seems like – as much as I was impacted by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid (and I still […]
Swimsuit Areas: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to […]