With juuuuuust the right amount of butt. 

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Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that I don’t have to actually muster the energy to put on pants and go outside and do actual things. Every week I end up with a pile of tweets that are too good for mere RTing. These are those tweets.

*Doink Doink*:

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I need fucking. Slow and deep! pic.twitter.com/ob8KvCKAkD

— KitWildeXXX (@KitWildeXXX) November 15, 2015

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When noticing consistent evil & hostility. Remain calm. Meditate. Release good energy & plan for better days to come. Pain is temporary. — XL (@xladventures) November 16, 2015

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Sorry! I’m Biased! Levi & Liam got my VOTE for BEST SEX scene! Please consider voting! #?? https://t.co/sMsG5orEgA pic.twitter.com/PODSH41VkG

— Jake Jaxson (@cockyboys) November 18, 2015

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Found my candidate (I stole this from someone else’s Twitter when I was drunk, I’m so sorry lol) pic.twitter.com/3B9Ukcfo9T — drunk grindr (@drunkgrindr) November 17, 2015

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Thanks drew and @Andy for the flowers! Lol so much fun! @BravoWWHL pic.twitter.com/0mNWlLsdXp

— Sherry Vine (@MissSherryVine) November 17, 2015

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Hey @tylerthebadwolf, I thought of you! #AllRecovered pic.twitter.com/Xx4FqlbpcA — Billy Santoro (@BillySantoroXXX) November 18, 2015

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@EliLewisXXX pic.twitter.com/3f8JAjNwEG

— Blue Bailey (@BlueBaileyxxx) November 21, 2015

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#CurrentMood pic.twitter.com/3vOgxh0YPY — Eli Lewis (@EliLewisXXX) November 22, 2015

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Join MEN and Watch me ride @AresJessy now https://t.co/NvypUpFI1m pic.twitter.com/F5LnK4feKq

— TrentonDucati.com (@TrentonDucati) November 20, 2015

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FUCKIN JUST FELL MADDLY IN LOVE WITH U AND YOUR BRAIN @ConnerHabib https://t.co/Q3EHuymuLT — Boomer Banks (@BoomerBanksXXX) November 21, 2015

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Went shopping for a hat, wound up naked…shocker! #GingerNation pic.twitter.com/XDkQnaSxR4

— Seamus O’Reilly (@SeamusOReilly69) November 20, 2015

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Obviously, #FF allllll these people if you don’t already. And watch for a new list every weekend, so you can get your #weekendtwitter game up to speed.

-tyler