Honestly, I have no clue why I get so hung up on porn titles, but it really gets to me sometimes! Often, a still and a title are all you get to decide if you wanna drop bucks/a load on a scene and I’m convinced […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to Zack […]
Does It Fit: Micah Brandt Works It Out
I don’t even know what I can say about this video, posted today from god-like LA bae Micah Brandt. So instead, I’m just gonna play DJ for ya. We’re making this another Does It Fit? First, watch this video. Seriously. It’s cool, and you’ll wanna […]
Top Quality Nightmare Fuel, via Saint At Large
Last week, Saint At Large released a ‘hey remember this?‘ video about Black Party 2015 and, much like their annual debaucherathon iteself, it was pretty hot. And also kind of scary. Very scary. Get yourself down the Mineshaft: -tyler
Cocktober Wrap: 10 Best Halloween Costumes 2015
There wasn’t a ton of lead up posts, but over the weekend, tonnnnnns of performers posted their Halloween How Naked Can I Legally Get Away With Costumes. Here’s the ten best: 10. Derek Atlas Giving me a run for my hair money. Thank god […]
Big Dick Birthday Club: Pierre Fitch
Whenever we know it’s somebody’s birthday, we like to take a quick minute to wish them all the best and thank them for the amount of time they spend naked, hard, and squirty in front of the camera. Today is Canadian hunk Pierre Fitch’s 34th […]
Morning Wood: Jack-o-Lantern Edition
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to Str8cam […]
Welcome to New York: Subway Masturbators
I have been watching this spectacular video of this Wall Street Suitbro doing everything he can to stop himself from whipping it out and beating off on this express train. I love my city and dudes like this. I only wish I knew what MHD […]
Can Your Dick Carve Your Pumpkin?
No, seriously. Cause this one can. But then this dick can do a lotta stuff. I’ve been waiting a reason to share one of my favorite tumblrs with you and today’s the day! Halloween Dick! Things My Dick Does is a fantastic use of art and social […]
Who Needs Vanilla: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]