Good morning, Julian Jiamachello, who has actually been a Morning Wood post once before. But I didn’t have all these gifs back then! Watch Julian bend and stretch and pose and tease: I dunno how he gets by with so little body fat, […]
Plungers: The New Dildos?
The boys at Bromo don’t fuck around: No introductions, no fluff, just a pure uninhibited raw fuck-fest coming at you fast and hard. A masked Jaxton Wheeler ravages Brendan Phillips’ eager bubble butt bareback in what is definitely one of his hottest scenes. With […]
Morning Wood: May 11, 2016
Good morning, Ryan Ferguson. Today’s Morning Wood comes with an amazing story from last year of a guy wrongly convicted of murder and then becoming super hot once he was out. You can read the whole story and see more pics over over at Wicked […]
I Think We’d All ‘Hit That’
This is a pretty regular, by the books scene from Raging. These guys are both appropriately hot, and do all the stuff. What’s special here is that these dudes both have GREAT butts. As a butt connoisseur, it’s often the first thing I notice. And […]
Vintage Gold: Centurians of Rome
The history of this John Christopher classic, Centurians of Rome [sic], is almost more interesting than the movie itself. The legend goes that this film was actually funded by robbing a Brink’s security guard to the tune of almost 2 million dollars. Lloyd’s of London even filed […]
Morning Wood: May 10, 2016
Good morning, beardy musclefucker. I don’t know your actual name, although I suspect that this is your London escort ad, so I’m gonna call you Samuel for lack of a better option. But damn, daddy. With shoulders and arms like that, I’ll be glad to […]
Did I Just Almost Cry At a Porn Trailer?
I clicked to watch this because I like Trey Turner, and then suddenly it’s got this sad-ass story and music from a Lifetime movie! How was I not gonna choke up a little bit when Trey’s making that puppy face and huggin on some dude […]
Sean Cody’s Caleb
I don’t know what to tell you about this one. He’s so cute. I feel like Quinn Morgandorfer being only able to describe anything about this boy as “cuuuute.” I kept waiting for something horrible to happen, like one of his teeth fell out or he […]
ICYMI: Rim My Ass!
This has been a bonkers seven days at MHD Headquarters. We got this new site up and (sort of) running, and I’ve spent the whole time trying to put out fires and start other fires to make all of this work like it’s supposed to. […]
Morning Wood: May 9, 2016
Good fucken morning, Vonteris. You are completely flawless and I am impressed. What a nice opener to a Monday: You can follow Vonteris on twitter here, but I’m not totally sure what his deal is. No naked dudes or dick pics in his TL, […]











