Listen. I see it. Ok? I see how saccharine and over the top this is. I. DON’T. CARE. I have an irrational, inexplainable crush on Ricky Decker, stemming from my days at Rentboy.com and I think he is fine as hell. I will watch him […]
All Of This Is A+
Sometimes it’s easy to think of a bunch of things to say about stuff that I watch because it’s really good. We haven’t spent much time during my reign here talking about the Men.com suite of smut sites, and that’s totally my fault. I forget […]
Morning Wood: May 8, 2016
Good morning, Olimpio Alves, you furry, Brazilian bastard. Even though I could find his facebook and instagram (and I think his LinkedIn) I can’t for the life of me sort out what this guy does, other than be muscly and hot. Which is a job. […]
Late Run: Locker Room Showoff
Locker room showoffs are my favorite because in the moment, you’re never sure exactly what’s going on. Maybe somebody is just getting dressed really slowly, or maybe they’re trying to make sure everybody sees. Or – like this guy – maybe they’ve set up their […]
Ass Friends, Part 3: The Ass Friendiest
Yes, I still know that it isn’t called “Ass Friends.” Save it for the courtroom, Judge Reinhold. But Hot House‘s latest (last?) chapter of the compelling Ass Fiends series features Micah Brandt, yet again, and all I can assume is that everyone at HH is […]
Make Em Jump Off The Dick: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]
Morning Wood: May 7, 2016
Good morning, Bel Ami beauty, Hoyt Kogan. These are some throwback pics and a quick video, but I’m on a Bel Ami tear this week and I can’t get enough smooth skinned, pouty lipped youths (and big uncut dicks), for some reason. So here we […]
GISP: Another Insatiable Bottom ❤
Part of my job is watching a lot of fucking. And I realize, watching all that, that not everything is really FOR me. You know? I don’t know how to define what I like but it’s sort of like that obscure definition of obsenity – I […]
Too Big? or JUUUUUST Right?
This is probably an ironic juxtaposition with today’s morning wood post, but I’m dying to know MHD readers think it ‘ideal.’ Metro Weekly yesterday released survey results from ten countries asking respondents what they thought the “ideal” penis size was, and then compared that to […]
Morning Wood: May 6, 2016
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler











