It goes there. Those three simple words served as the tagline for Canadian teen drama Degrassi back in 2005, and they’ve stuck with me after all these years. It’s always my go-to phrase to describe entertainment that reaches toward a certain “I can’t believe that […]
Everything Butt: Ben Brown
The “B” in “Ben Brown” should stand for “Body” and “Butt.” One of our favorite UK-based porn stars has a nice, perky arse and he’s very into showing it off. Ben Brown posted these pics of his hot butt and the rest of his equally […]
Quickie: Charlie G. Williams
Whoa! Charlie G. Williams is sexy as fuck! He’s a trained dancer turned model, and will he listen to our urging to give porn a try? He’d be a huge success, am I right? Dancers have muscle and (very little) fat in all the right […]
Random Question: Would You Ever Do Drag?
This is Kendall. What does he have to do with the topic of this post? Well, much to our surprise, he used to be a drag queen. And quite frankly? We thought you’d rather look at a big beefy bear than some dude in heels, […]
Would You Hit That?: Rhys Ifans
You might remember Welsh actor Rhys Ifans as the tighty-whitey wearing kook from the Hugh Grant movie Notting Hill. Despite looking like hairy hell, he scored the role of chief villain The Lizard in the Spider-Man reboot. Actors in big-budget action flicks have to attend […]
Trailer Trash: Haywire
Haywire is an upcoming big-bad-momma-kicking-the-shit-out-of-people action flick directed by the very talented Steve Soderbergh. We selected it as this week’s “Trailer Trash” because it’s got some handsome actorness in it, including beefy wonder Channing Tatum, the foxy Michael Fassbender, and the usually nude Ewan McGregor. […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Randoms
There’s no theme for today’s round of iPhone Wars. The four competitors above didn’t fit any of the categories in my handy-dandy desktop folder, yet they were all sexy enough to catch my attention. So what’s a weary blogger to do? Throw them into a […]
Popular Demand: Josey, Ryan, Chuck & More!
Though he’s stuck in third place on our most recent edition of The Ten, country singer Josey Greenwell gains bragging rights as the past week’s Most Popular entry. He has good company on top, with Ryan Reynolds dominating our Most Liked list and Chuck Ryan […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Men of “Golden Gate” Season Three
There are a lot of pictures in this post. Naked pictures! Of naked men doing naked things to one another’s naked bodies! Silliness aside, there are eight very attractive men in the third season of NakedSword‘s Golden Gate. And based on what we’ve seen so […]
Steven Dehler Bulging For Timoteo
It’s difficult to notice anything else in these pics of model Steve Dehler besides his package. There’s his bulge in white. There it is again in red. Again in white. And it’s accompanied by his round ass when it’s shot in green. Fuck, Timoteo knows […]

