The tongue just seems like overkill.
There’s no shortage of weird shit you can put on your penis or put your penis inside of or penis-shaped things you can put inside of you available on the internet, as I’m sure all of you already know. But this was a weird one even for me:
This fleshy stroker is just a set of lips followed by a ribbed and bumpy tunnel. The stroker is just thick enough as to be easy to hold in one hand. It puts almost an inch of fleshy material in between your hand and the undulating tunnel inside; so you can squeeze it for more tightness without feeling your fingers. Drop it in some warm water for a minute or so, squirt in some water-based lube, and go at it for an incredible stroking experience. You can lose yourself in your fantasies with the feeling of a hot wet mouth slurping on your cock.
When you blow your load, cleanup is easy. Just run some soap and water over it and leave it to dry. Being open ended, it’s easy to rinse out, and doesn’t trap moisture.
You do a lot of masturbating. Make the most of it and pick up this excellent throat stroker.
Now that last part is tough to argue with, but all I can see when I look at this is the backup singers from the Muppets’ Mahna Mahna:
Right? It’s like you’re jamming your dick up inside a muppet and then washing it with soap and water and leaving it to dry! That’s weird.
But this thing is only 12.95 this weekend, so yeah – it’s weird – but also I kinda wanna try it? So I’m probably gonna let it be weird and buy it anyway (but if you want it for even cheaper, use promo code DCVELVET16 at checkout for 40% off this weird muppet mouth).
There’s a ton of stuff on sale at the Manhunt Shop, and even the clearance section is shockingly well stocked with weird penis treats. Go check it out.
Mahna mahna.
– tyler
LMAO On this entire write up and your Muppet reference as well! Thanks for the chuckle I needed it!
I came here for the Mahna Mahna and stayed for the Woody Fox.
Wtf
I’m still bothered by this.