Nice nuts! Levi Johnston is the latest spokesman for Wonderful Pistachios, and his ad made me snort in the most unflattering way possible. We're still anxiously awaiting Johnston's potentially naked photo-shoot. There was some talk that he'd only do the shoot if he could wear his undies, but we heard recently that he'll be showing either the front or the back. I'm a butt man, so I seriously hope we get to see that tight, hockey player ass!
– Dewitt
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I dont find anything attractive on him. But I have to apologize that Iam in the bitchy mood tonight.
I am NOT in a bitchy mood as tresqboy was last night and I CANNOT stand Levi also. He is sooo hung up on himself it is pitiful. If I were a quarter as cute as Levi thinks he is, then I’d be one hell of a stud. I think he usually looks like he just came in from a two week trip hunting moose and hasn’t cleaned up yet. Again, that’s just my impression of the sack of shit.
notice he had to stop walking to crack open the nut and eat it….I seriously don’t think he can do two things at once…..please stop having the hots for this breeder boy who frankly doesn’t deserve any more attention than his almost mother-in-law.