Kris Allen Wins American Idol

Idol Finale, Adam Lambert, Kris Allen

Congratulations to Kris Allen on his American Idol win. Some people seem to be surprised that Adam Lambert didn't take home the prize, but what did I tell you all? There hasn't been a single Idol winner who wasn't from the south and Christian.

It's amazing that Adam made it this far. Given that he already has a huge following, I'm sure this won't hurt his career. In fact, I have a feeling that he might outshine Allen when it comes to record sales. And then years from now we'll roll our eyes when he appears on a magazine cover holding a baby and smugly tilting his head to announce he's gay. History repeats itself, you know?

– Dewitt

13 thoughts on “Kris Allen Wins American Idol

  1. Gimme a break. Adam is not another Clay Aiken closet case; he will NOT take years (or even months) to announce that he’s gay. The only reason he hasn’t talked about his sexuality so far is because he’s been under “Idol” lock & key. Please note that he’s never denied being gay. As soon as Glambert is free from contractual obligations to “AI,” he’ll be the fully out & proud man in the media that he already is in the rest of his life. (Haven’t you already seen the many online pics of him kissing guys?)

  2. It would just be hilarious if he pulled a “Ms. Prejean” and claimed it was fixed due to his orientation.

  3. Adam has worked for many years in the theatre industry and is openly and comfortably gay. It is not discussed on AI, which, frankly, is fine, why must he wear his sexuality on his sleeve. But, no, he is not a Gaiyken closet case. I know this for a fact.

  4. he should be glad he didn’t win, not only will he not have to release that shiteous single which is an awful way to start a career, he’ll have a lot more freedom to do his own thing and work with producers he likes, etc…

  5. I don’t really consider Arizona the south; It is in the west. So I must call you out on your words like “every” and “all.” Jordin Sparks was not from the south, though I will give you that she is the only one who wasn’t.

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