Our lusty feelings for Levi Johnston are no secret, and we have to admit that the baby daddy is looking rather handsome in his Vanity Fair photo shoot. Almost a little classy! Plus, there are some pretty hilarious moments in his interview, most of them at the expense of the Palin family. Work it out, Levi!
And remember how he said that he'd pose naked for the right price? Well, in a supplemental video to the Vanity Fair interview, his manager Tank Jones mentions that Playgirl made an offer. Levi says that he'd accept it, but not unless Jones is by his side during the shoot. And since his lame-ass manager is too insecure about his sexuality, they write the idea off… because he doesn't want to see his penis. Seriously? Jones also expressed concern that Levi wouldn't have enough "johnson" for the publication, which is currently out of print and only available on the web.
Think that was the end? Well, think again. Johnston and his manager have allegedly agreed to do a photo shoot with the totally gay website, as long as he gets to keep his undies on. This can only mean two things. Our dreams of seeing Levi naked were crushed by his manager's insecurities. Or he simply isn't packing much in his pants.
Final negotiations for the shoot are going on as I type this post. Unfortunately, Levi has as much of a clue about Playgirl's demographic as the editors of Men's Vogue. "I'm assuming it's where a dude poses for women," he said. ::sigh:: He's so cute when he's naive, isn't he?
In closing, I'd just like to address the possibility of Levi's tiny junk by suggesting he pose in a jockstrap. The "women" viewing Playgirl's site will surely love seeing that hockey player ass. They'll also enjoy fantasizing about fucking it. With their penises. Because they're, well, not women.
– Dewitt
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Yeah, he’s probably not packin’ much.
Why the hell did he get a Vanity Fair cover shoot. Giving all this time to nobodies like him just makes no sense. He’s really not even that good looking…
I know he may not be with that Palin girl anymore but it seems like he is determined to talk bad about them every chance he gets. He’s gonna regret that eventually. All to make a few bucks?
Since when does Playgirl care about the size of their models penises? I’ve seen some in there that are probably 3-4″ tops.