No wait. Double check that math. That sounds wrong. There’s something about this site that keeps pulling me in even when it’s not like the BEST best. I just have a thing for watching like full-grown adults fucking, because it’s just better than watching […]
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Team Captains in Sweatpants
And more Corbin Colby! Colby Corbin! I can’t remember! Man, you guys. I have really been neglecting two of my favorite sites this month. Both American Muscle Hunks (sorry Matt!) and Guys in Sweatpants (sorry Austin!) have gotten almost zero attention from MHD in […]
Trick Your Friends Into Gay Sex For Pride 2016!
Set a trap with your butt and then grab their dick before they can run away! It’s officially Pride Weekend in New York City (and in many other places around the country – including my hometown of St. Petersburg, FL), and what better way […]
UK Hot Jock Josh Milk has HUGE Balls!
I mean. Wow. They’re just. Wow. Before I started writing this, but after I watched this video, I fell down a wikipedia hole about testicle size and somehow have ended up on a site promising to get me “bigger testicles TONIGHT.” I have to […]
“Soccer Hotties”
That’s a real lazy title, Helix. I’ve spent the last ten minutes or so trying to come up with some kind of metaphor about a high-flavor, low-nutrition food that I could compare Helix releases to. And I came up with candy and fast food […]
Drew Brody’s Monster Cock Solo: Is This Anything?
It’s someeethiiiiiing. I think. You guys were so enthusiastic the last time we did this, deciding by a wide damn margin – 63% of you thought this was definitely something – that the Hard Brit Lads solo I was tossing up was more of […]
This A+ Penis Bottoms, TOO!
It made my whole day! Bless Titan for bringing Eric Nero to my attention. I know he was around and doing other stuff before Titan, but they really gave me a nice introduction to just one of the best penises working in the business […]
This Butler Was Way Nicer Than I Woulda Been
I avoided both the ‘butt-ler‘ AND the ‘butler did it‘ wordplay! A butler with an attitude seems like something that we can all relate to, right? I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t stand it when my butler is making all sorts […]
Peter Le/Peter Fever Mega Post
Just because I think Peter Le is a solid ten. I’m not kidding. That’s the only reason for this post. I think Peter Le might be actual, physical, human perfection and should be researched and studied for years to come. He’s tall and muscular […]
Toilet Sex! But Also With Feet!
Listen, we’re not here to judge what you’re jacking to. This photo set came to me with just the title “Cocks, Socks, and Sneaks,” and no description. But I liked the little story the photos told so much that I made it into a […]











