See how long you can stand the slurping/slapping/squishing sounds before you turn it off! Misophonia is a heightened sensitivity to certain sounds or sound patterns. As Web MD puts it: Misophonia, also known as selective sound sensitivity syndrome, starts with a trigger. It’s often […]
Category: Porn
Jack-U-Back
Featuring those weird dudes at Maskurbate. This scene is literally just a prolonged commercial for the Jack-U-Back masturbation machine from Fort Troff, and it’s pretty fuckin great. I love anything that facilitates masturbation (plz to see my shopping list from Things 4 Fun) so […]
Bromo Promo + Dirty Rider Pt. 4
Aaron Bruiser is just the ultimate. I honestly thought I had posted parts 2 & 3 of Bromo‘s Dirty Rider, but I guess I just remembered watching them and jacking off and assuming that you guys knew about that. Whoops. You definitely don’t wanna miss […]
At Cockyboys, Ashton Summers is a Top!
And it goes really, really well. It’s probably just a misperception fostered by this All-Ashton #AssWednesday from earlier this year, but I had it in my head that Ashton Summers just was pretty, had a perfect butt, and got pounded. But he can give […]
Tommy Deluca is a Locker Room Pervert
And he’s in good company. I had no idea that Tommy Deluca was even shooting these days, but bless him for making it happen. That dude has dong for days and miles, and is surprisingly verbal and enthusiastic when confronted with a chance to […]
Old Gold: Even More Pool Stuff
Today’s subconscious theme must be ‘pool envy.’ And actually, as a New Yorker, just basic real estate envy. The first time Trenton Ducati pulls off his swimsuit here, my instant, panicked thought was “what about the neighbors!” And then I realized that they were on the […]
Dato Foland Has Sex With a Ghost!
I think! It’s actually pretty confusing, if I’m being honest. And Men At Play spends so much time getting the hottest guys and shooting these completely beautiful scenes (seriously, watch the lighting in this one and then think about all the shit ass scenes […]
Old Gold: Pool Intruder
“What the FUCK are you doin’ in my pool!” It’s a beautiful, pre-summer day in New York today, and with the feels like temperature pushing up on 92°, the pool in this Men.com scene from 2012 looks ridiculously refreshing. TBH? I’d hop Danny Palick’s […]
New Feature: Is This Anything?
Honest to God, sometimes I don’t even know anymore. You guys know that I actually sit here and watch all the stuff I talk about on this blog, right? Anyway, I do. Even a bunch of stuff that I don’t put on […]
Sean Cody’s Brandon: Fine. It’s Hot. FINE.
Are you happy now? I know I’ve complained about Sean Cody being generic white guys doing generic things and saying all the same generic stuff (I’ve never done this before, bro!), but I would like to retract any complaints I may have previously made about Brandon, […]











