I don’t know about you but my dick is chafed from fapping to the now infamous “Zac Efron at the BBQ” pic that was all over the place this weekend. He’s got a fuzzy tummy and he’s all man now! He quit the musical, burned […]
I have a friend who played college football, and it’s fun to ask him for homoerotic jock stories when we get drunk together. One day, I brought up all the ass smacking that goes on when you… touch it down or whatever in football. He […]
He was sitting in the passenger seat of my car. COLBY FUCKING-BEEFY-PORN-GOD-DYNAMO-PISTON-TOP-BADONKA-DONK JANSEN of MEN.COM was IN MY CAR. And he looked even hotter in person. He’s taller. And his arms. And he has an insane smile. And he smells really good. And seriously butch. He was […]
We’ve all been there. Some dude does something despicable and turns you off the same sex forever. The guy you’re clicking with ends up being a cocksucker (and not the good kind). And then there’s the guy… Well, one word – crabs. It’s enough to […]
Mark and Ethan are two hotsy YouTube-ers who put together this vid of them demonstrating every uncomfortable kiss possible. It was hard for me to focus on the humor because they remained hotsy during the kissing and Mark’s arms. I say again – Mark’s arms. […]
You might have seen this at last night’s VMAs. That’s Lockhart Brownlie. He’s Katy Perry‘s badonka donk-blessed backup dancer. Fiery hot, he kept my attention the entire time during Katy’s closing number. Bitch could have been covering a G.G. Allin song, and I wouldn’t have […]
I was as shocked as the rest of the world when, during our exclusive interview, Colby Jansen suddenly gave a shout-out to my spiritual yet earthy co-blogger Dewitt and revealed he would have bottomed for him! We edited it out, but I audibly gasped, clutched […]
At first you want to say “fuck yeah” because well, watch the vid. But then you see the room is messy, and they are really going for it with the wrestling. So maybe they’re not and just drunk and comfortable with each other? I really […]
ITEM – Nerds are HEATED today, after it was announced that Ben Affleck would be portraying Batman in the upcoming Superman/Batman romantic flick. The geek rage is understandable. Ben isn’t as hot as Henry Cavill. And Ben’s previous attempt at superheroing was busted. Plus, as […]
There’s so much “awwww” in this video. It’s also somewhat confusing because I’m hard for Matthew Mitcham, but then the dog is so cute that having a boner while thinking it’s cute makes my boner seriously perverted. So the boner has to go. But then […]
