Dewitt’s Was The Only Dick Colby Jansen’s Ass Would Have Welcomed

I was as shocked as the rest of the world when, during our exclusive interview, Colby Jansen suddenly gave a shout-out to my spiritual yet earthy co-blogger Dewitt and revealed he would have bottomed for him! We edited it out, but I audibly gasped, clutched my pearls, and fell out of my seat! Colby’s butt is the second-most famous “Do Not Enter” zone in gay porn! And he’s a lot less cunty about it than the other guy.

Why is Dewitt’s cock so special that it’s the only one allowed in the MEN.COM exclusive’s hairy, pulsating, manliest-of-the-manly hole? Is it because it can blog? FUCK DEWITT’S COCK! Okay, you’re right, I’m jealous. For chrissakes, I was sitting right there with a throbbing boner READY TO GO. *frown*

We’re airing our two-part interview with Colby beginning on Wednesday, BUT(T) we thought we would tease your taints by posting Colby answering the most important question of all. WILL HE EVER TAKE IT IN THE SEAT IN A SCENE?

– J. Harvey

Watch for the answer below, but that headline should give you a clue:

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693 thoughts on “Dewitt’s Was The Only Dick Colby Jansen’s Ass Would Have Welcomed

  1. It’s gonna have to be a sizable cock for it to be appreciable on film – the guy’s got a meaty ass.

  2. Rolls eyes very cute guy but an arrogant self absorbed narcissistic cocky ass rude son of a bitch in real life especially on twitter. The way he talks to his so called FANS is fucking pathetic but these jock type bisexual guys or gay guys are always shitheads full of their own over inflated egos so no big shocker here im afraid.

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