Due to a residency requirement in which prospective parents must spend 18-24 months in Malawi, Madonna won't be taking home Mercy James as soon as she may have planned. At a court hearing, the judge stated, "I think the welfare of Chifundo [African for 'Mercy'] […]
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First Trailer for Bruno is Out!
Bruno, the latest project from the always hillarious Sacha Baron Cohen has been highly anticipated and now you can see the first trailer for the film! Bruno has been making news for months as a conspicuous Cohen slowly put the film together–making splashes wherever he […]
Michelle Obama Touches Queen, Stirs Controversy
The Obamas were kicking it with the Queen of England yesterday when a seemingly innocent touch to the Queen's back by Michelle Obama started a mini (and pointless) controversy. This isn't the first time someone has gotten in trouble for touching the Queen. In 1992 […]
Never Question Kanye West’s Very Secure Manhood
I've previously blogger was referring to is West's girlfriend Amber Rose. As some have
Why Should We Still Care About Jesus Luz?
Photos of Jesus Luz walking along the Ipanema beach in Rio have made their way to the gay interweb, but I'm not exactly clear why we're supposed to care about this guy anymore. Sure, he's a model with a great body, but he was always a […]
An Open Military Means Bareback Orgies Ya’ll
Don't Ask, Don't Tell has certainly been a controversial issue. The opponents of the policy are starting to smell victory, and naturally the proponents are getting desperate as they double down with ridiculous theories. Traditional Values Coalition's Louis Sheldon and Andrea Lafferty have written a […]
Gasp! Perez Hilton Has Ghostwriters?
I'm sorry to kill your boners by posting a picture of Perez Hilton, but Gossip Sauce has just fueled my suspicion that dear ol' Mario Lavenderia has little to do with the content on his site nowadays. According to them, Perez has hired three writers […]
Bruno Receives NC-17 Rating For Outrageous Sex Scenes
Sacha Baron Cohen‘s latest venture, Bruno, is one of the most anticipated summer movies but an NC-17 rating is taking the film back to the chopping room. The character of Bruno is a gay Austrian fashion reporter who loves to make heteros uncomfortable and expose […]
Are You Sugar-Plummed with Anal Sin?
Remember how we posted about people drawing Anjem Choudary for my tastes. Bowers wrote, "I wish stoning was still legal, because I would love it if his [one of the individuals who drew a giant penis] parents tied his anus loving mouth to a stake […]
Quiznos Likes ‘Em Big
Have you seen this new ad for Quiznos' Toasty Torpedo? In the commercial, an employee is asked by a talking oven to "put it in." While the guy resists (last time he got "burned"), the oven coaxes him by saying, "We both enjoyed that." Even […]