Confession! I skipped the season six premiere of True Blood, because my desire to watch the greatest human being in existence (Danushka from Food Network Star) took precedence over my desire to find out who got naked on that formerly-good show about vampires, werewolves, witches, […]
I have it on good authoritay that Bruno Mars wrote his new treasure “Treasure” about Ms. Boulangerié Knowles‘ supreme royal TWAT, and every smart bitch at the party knows that the song’s about to be DICK-slapping Robin Thicke and Macklemore from the top of the […]
Brian O’Neil is a scruffy, muscular personal trainer who’s 25 years-old and relatively smooth everywhere but his armpits. He appears to have a bit of an exhibitionist streak, since he seems completely comfortable flexing and showing off his body in this solo for Southern Strokes. […]
This is pretty self-explanatory, right? An attractive, dark-haired man holds up a fork with a hot dog on it, and consequently, we all imagine that he’s putting our dicks in his mouth. Actually, it might be a sausage or something else altogether. I’m not well-versed […]
Here’s a nice sloppy edit of movie dudes making out set to Cher’s version of “It’s In His Kiss”. Well, dudes making out as well as one dude kissing another to piss him off and surprise kisses by gay guys on the straight guys they’re […]
Hey, New York: Headmaster, the biannual art magazine for man-lovers, will be throwing a party on Sunday to celebrate the new issue. Also it’s Father’s Day. Bring your father (or your daddy) and hang out with the magazine’s editors, contributors, and models. The party kicks […]
I don’t want to exaggerate, but Race Cooper is one of the most physically perfect specimens of man ever, basically. Right? I mean look at him. Anyway, I’m smitten to the point where I literally had to pace around the room for five minutes before […]
Remember that ridiculous twerking contest I launched a week ago? It’s evolved from a traditional “contest” into something more akin to a giveaway. In other words? I am bribing you all to get on camera and do things with your butts, and the list of […]
“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass […]
Nobody ever says, “When I grow up, I want to write about guys who fuck themselves with other people’s feet”. Yet, here I am, and I’m extremely happy with the way my life turned out. In a way, after over four years of doing this […]
