I know what you’re thinking! There’s a smooth, pretty college boy with a nice body running around without his clothes on. Logically, this must be the latest video from Corbin Fisher. After an unnecessary introduction that we’ll all fast-forward through, we’re going to see this […]
Holy scrotum! I’m still sort of reeling from the e-mail I just received about the new apocalyptic flick This Is The End. It’s not considerably surprising to hear that the film is super, super gay—James Franco is involved after all—but I didn’t think they’d take […]
It’s no secret that I’ve got a huge music boner for CHVRCHES. From “Recover” to “Now Is Not The Time“, they’ve consistently hit my ears’ sweet spots, and the Scottish electro-pop trio continue their impressive track record with the latest single “Gun”. Yes, indie nerds, […]
You’ve heard the myth that women are inferior when it comes to sucking cock, right? Well, I’m curious to know if there’s any truth behind it! While I’ve personally never had a ladies’ lips wrapped around my shaft, I know we’ve got plenty of straight, […]
If you’ve watched TV semi-regularly over the past fifteen or so years, you’ll notice that not only is it a bit shitter than it was before reality TV became lodged in our collective throats but that, as the years have gone by, the people who […]
Those dragon briefs are so adorable! Release that dragon, Danillo! This particular “Underwear Drawer” is spotlighting items from ES Collection. Seriously, I want those dragon briefs. And I will make like (a male version of) Daenerys from Game of Thrones and be all “I am […]
HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
My beloved co-blogger dewitt has written about British actor and model Jamie Dornan before. He was the sherrif on Once Upon A Time and he’s totally in the Hugh Dancy category. Jamie is a gorgeous, doe-eyed Irish gent with a killer bod. He’s currently appearing […]
Gerard Butler‘s body can perform superhuman feats. That’s probably why he’s banged practically every actress in Hollywood. Gerard gave us mere mortals (well, at least the ones in Germany) a taste of his fantastic abilities on the show Wetten, dass…?. They had a guest on […]
No matter how good my selections are, Boulangerié Knowles‘ music posts seem to get twice (if not three times) as much traffic and comments as my own. I’m not bitter about this at all! And I definitely do not want to throw her out of […]
