This is pretty self-explanatory, right? An attractive, dark-haired man holds up a fork with a hot dog on it, and consequently, we all imagine that he’s putting our dicks in his mouth. Actually, it might be a sausage or something else altogether. I’m not well-versed in all of the meat terminologies, but the main point here is that it’s phallic and near his mouth. Blowjobs, people. That’s what it’s all about.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
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This was a popular line of thought. We’re not sure who officially won.
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