I never heard of the Latinos-loving-frappucinos stereotype. Rude? Besides that, this is surely the most accurate and truthful protest song since the days of Dylan and Baez. The cutesy Christopher Cristwell (good stage name) was axed mid-shift at his Chowchilla, CA Starbucks yesterday after HR decided […]
Category: Music
Gay Pirates In Love
Monday was International Talk Like A Pirate Day and that’s obnoxious but it did bring our attention to this awesome song and video by a handsome young artist named Cosmo Jarvis. It’s a make-you-sigh-wistfully ditty about two pirates and their forbidden love. If I get […]
Michael Stipe’s Cock
Remember when R.E.M. was huge? Not so much anymore, but at least one aspect of them is thick – lead singer Michael Stipe’s mic stand. In a Tumblr post chronicling his daily activities, he flashed his wang. It’s ok. Despite being a huge fan of […]
Secret Sex: Moby
“I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable. I used to lament the fact that I didn’t look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination […]
Madonna Finally Admitting She Hates Lady Gaga
Madonna is a HOWL lately. Just a couple days after she was caught on tape verbally peeing all over the flowers a fan passed her, she’s now been quoted throwing shade at her global pop diva of the world successor Lady Gaga. Madge is smart. […]
Madge Is Still A Huge Bitch
You have to laugh – she’s just not a very nice person. Truth or Dare popped up on my Netflix recently, and it was given a watch at J. Harvey headquarters. My partner watched it with me, and we both noted that Madonna comes off […]
Would You Hit That?: Marc Anthony
Marc Anthony has been ALL through the Hollywood gossip pipeline lately . He has split with his ultra-famous wife Jennifer Lopez and is now working to dispel rumors that he had his dick in everyone – from Jada Pinkett-Smith to various flight attendants. As I […]
Transman Wows Em’ On The X Factor
This is one of those clips that gave me the happy chills. Paige Elliot Phoenix, 35, is a female-to-male transsexual who tore it up with INXS’ “Never Tear Us Apart” on Australia’s The X Factor. And he’s cute, huh? Does he have the best voice? […]
Would You Hit That?: “Jo Calderone”
The only thing worth paying attention to at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards was Beyonce’s belly, and that’s because rarely has there been a showier way of telling the world you got knocked up. Besides egomaniacal stunts like that to break up the boredom, […]
Rihanna’s Here To Take You Into The Weekend
Rihanna fixed her hair, and has a new video out for “Cheers (Drink To That).” She’s growing on me. The McDonald’s hair kinda made us all wince, but who doesn’t like a mid-tempo song about drinking to get us excited for quittin’ time? In this […]