Cute Fired Barista’s YouTube Starbucks Rant Vid

I never heard of the Latinos-loving-frappucinos stereotype. Rude? Besides that, this is surely the most accurate and truthful protest song since the days of Dylan and Baez. The cutesy Christopher Cristwell (good stage name) was axed mid-shift at his Chowchilla, CA Starbucks yesterday after HR decided this song was inappropriate for an employee to be dittying.

Dude actually has a nice voice. Either that or his lack of pants and a shirt is distracting us.

– J. Harvey

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20 thoughts on “Cute Fired Barista’s YouTube Starbucks Rant Vid

  1. First off, that guy has a nice butt you can breifly see before he grabs the guitar and starts playing. Secondly, I frackin’ love this! I used to work for Starbucks and then managed another independent cafe so everything he sung rang home. Except for Latinos ordering frappes. I don’t recall that.

  2. I’m Latino and I love frappucinos. So what’s all this about stereotypes. I just like that drink. Oh yeah, barista is cute.

  3. Love it.  Know the feeling.  Thats what you get for working for crap pay in retail and get ‘speial’ orders all the time. 

  4. OKAYYYYYY!! Now, I want an espresso.
    He’s cute and has a VOICE, really.
    Sad he got AXED. If it were because of the song – maybe a good reason, but if it were because of the lack of pants – HUGE argument!

  5. Kenneth having worked in  retail I can truly identify with his song because a many times there are thing that you want 2 say but can’t .Wish I had of thought 2 put some of the CRAP  I experience into a song !!!

  6. cool vid…own a cafe and can totally relate… our coffees aint that fancy tho’ they just taste great…guy is hot…hope he does well…hell he can come and work for me…brighten my day up…lol :-0

  7. OK BESIDES ALL THE SEX ETC, THE SAD PART IS THIS IS A JOB AND NO ONE I MEAN NO OME PUT A GUN TO THIS ASSHOLES HEAD TO TAKE THE JOB, YOUR IN THE SERVICE BUSINESS PONY UP FUCKER OR GET OUT OF IT.

    NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE INCLUDING ANYONE WHO HAS EVER WRITTEN OR READ THIS WEBSITE KNOWS THAT THEIR JOB IS PERFECT. BE THANKFUL YOU HAVE OH YEAH I MEAN HAD A JOB!!!

  8. when will people realize that actions (however seemingly ‘minor’) HAVE consequences (however seemingly ‘major’), and that you shouldn’t post things on the internet with ANY sense of impunity??

  9. I kind understand what he was going thru Hell yeah,i used to work at Star fuck,you have to put up to a lot craps from those rude,nasty unfriendly people,sometimes is way to much,you can only smiles back,and make then happy 

  10. You rock Christopher!!  I worked retail many many years ago in a family clothing store and the shit you have to put up with!  The only thing that got me thru many a rude customer was the knowledge of how sad and petty their life was to come to the place I work and cannot fight back and cause some shit.

  11. It isn’t like he shot someone in the face. He put his irritation into a cute little song, he put it on YouTube so that people would see it. Now it may or may not be his intention but the more people that see this the more likely it is that the next time you, me, or some other viewer walks into a place like starbucks, we aren’t total dicks.

    Working in the service industry is fine. I do it. But this attitude that because I do this work means that I have to graciously accept other people treating me in a way they wouldn’t dare do if they didn’t believe I was constrained by the nature of my job is bullshit.

    Most people you encounter are great, they are nice and polite and appreciative. However hardly a day goes by when one or two don’t go around with this false notion that because they are a customer they own you.

  12. LOL! Loved it! I work for starbucks and I agree with everything but the Latino and caramel frappuccino thing. I’ve worked at 3 different stores and at each one we’ve dubbed caramel frappuccinos blackuccinos 🙂

    Oh yea some bitch threw a cup at me today!

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