Office Space star Ron Livingston, who you may also recognize as Jack Berger from Sex and the City, has filed a lawsuit against an "internet bandit" who continually writes about a gay relationship on the actor's Wikipedia page. The so-called bandit has allegedly written that Livingston […]
Category: Film
Who Would You Rather?: Brothers Edition
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Reese Rideout Makes Fun Of Twilight
The video you are about to see involves RandyBlue porn star Reese Rideout and Twilight: New Moon twink Taylor Lautner. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's just Reese parodying Lautner's werewolf character Jacob Black. In particular, he's highlighting the fact that Jacob will take […]
Twilight Is So Gay
A recent issue of Entertainment Weekly features a photo of Twilight heartthrobs Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner kissing their co-star Kristen Stewart on the cheeks. Who cares, right? Well, here's the fun part–the pages can be folded for a little vampire-on-werewolf action. Hilarious! I haven't seen the […]
Wait, Do I Actually Want To Bone Zac Efron?
My penis is having a serious conflict. It can't decide whether it finds Zac Efron attractive or not. In the past, you may some people). It turns out that he's not much younger than myself. Not that I'm going to tell you the exact gap […]
Mariah Carey Is Now An Award-Winning Actress
Who cares if her latest album Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel didn't perform so well? Mariah Carey will soon become an award-winning actress, and she won't have time to worry about bathing in Windex and all that hullaballoo. Yes, you read that correctly–Mariah Carey is winning […]
Forget Team Edward or Jacob! I’m Team Felix…
I don't know shit about the Twilight series, but I am perfectly aware that the male actors of the films have quickly turned into international sex symbols. You know their names–Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner. But how come no one's been talking about […]
Separated At Birth: David Taylor & John Smith
I've been kind of obsessed with Raging Stallion's upcoming flick Focus/Refocus. With the exception of including a elsewhere, and all I could think was that he's basically a tattooed, beefier version of a Disney prince. How come I never realized this before? The closest comparison […]
Is Robert Pattinson Really The Sexiest Man Alive?
Robert Pattinson has been deemed People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive", and you've probably guessed by now that I think this designation is complete bullshit. Sure, Pattinson isn't the most unattractive kid on the planet, but is he really hotter than Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds or the […]
Gerard Butler Is Now Forty
So I think it's now official–I'm totally a porn talk way much, will be celebrating his fortieth birthday today. And if he happens to be reading this post, I have an excellent birthday gift that he can pick up at my house tonight. He just […]