Eat your heart(s) out, Peters Twins! There’s a new pair of really hot, identical siblings on the block, and they don’t have to stick their dicks in one another to get our attention. These two lovely gentlemen are known as Marcio and Marcos Patriota. They […]
Category: Fashion
Louis Vuitton’s Condoms Cost $68
Because your jizz should only be trapped by the finest prophylactic money has to offer. What stupid ass is going to be spending that much money on a rubber? Their last name can only be Kardashian. It’s like spending a grip on toilet paper. It’s […]
Quickie: Bryan Thunder Cloud
Donatella Versace should get down on her assuredly bony and overly tanned knees and thank model Bryan Thunder Cloud for making her bags look this cute n’ sexy. The shot of him with the bubble gum and the pube teasing is so sweet it’s worsened […]
Who Would You Rather?: Abercrombie & Fitch
You probably woke up this morning to the amusing news that gay clothing retailer (seriously, you’ve been to one of their stores, right?) Abercrombie & Fitch released a statement saying that they want Jersey Shore’s The Situation to STOP wearing their shit on the show. […]
Hot or Not: Suspenders
Behold, a picture from Tumblr that recently gave me a boner! As far as I can tell, there is absolutely no reason for this guy to be wearing suspenders. I mean, let’s put things into perspective—he’s wearing a garment where his ass is completely exposed. […]
Hot Flash: David Gandy
A photography book has just been released which is solely dedicated to images of intensely hot model David Gandy. David Gandy by Dolce & Gabbana pays photographic tribute to the fashion house’s main model muse. The picture are sumptuous, and the man himself is sex […]
Fashion Is Sexy: Nicola Formichetti’s “Brothers Of Arcadia”
When Lady Gaga repping your clothing line gets played, turn to porn. Nicola Formachetti is the chief designer for Mugler, the design house that most recently sported Gaga as their main spokescreation. Obviously she’s too mainstream now for the fashion avant-garde, so Formachetti shot Brothers […]
Horrible New Trend: Pejazzling
And you know they’re gonna eventually blame the gays for this bullshit! In March of 2010, actress Jennifer Love Hewitt rolled up onĀ George Lopez’s show and revealed that she glues Swarovski crystals to her nethers to pretty em’ up. This might account for why her […]
Hot or Not: Sweatpants
Little known fact—When I go to pick up a dozen bagels on a Sunday morning, I’m not going for the bagels. The local shop is always packed with hot college boys, all of whom woke up from a heavy night of drinking, threw on some […]
The Most Adorable Fetish Gear Ad Ever
Manhunt Daily faves David Mason, Chase Hostler and Francois Sagat star in this super-cute commercial for New York-based fetish brand Slick It Up. We realize that the words “fetish” and “super-cute” don’t necessarily go very well together, but watch the whole clip and you’ll catch […]