Hot or Not: Sweatpants

Little known fact—When I go to pick up a dozen bagels on a Sunday morning, I’m not going for the bagels. The local shop is always packed with hot college boys, all of whom woke up from a heavy night of drinking, threw on some sweatpants and stumbled in for some hangover food.

Nine times out of ten, they are going commando. Their dicks are just swinging around beneath that thin piece of fabric. They’ll grab their junk or bend over to pick something up, almost as if they’re teasing me with a near perfect view of their ass cheeks…

Obviously, I find this very hot. And for the sake of not sounding like that creepy old man, I should remind you that it wasn’t so long ago when I was one of those hot college boys myself. But, oh gosh! I’m totally that creepy old man, right? Shit.

But let’s return to the topic at hand. Does anyone else think sweatpants are oddly sexy? They seem to have a bad reputation with the more fashionable gays, so I won’t be too surprised if some of you disagree with me…

– Dewitt

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1,169 thoughts on “Hot or Not: Sweatpants

  1. Hate Hate Hate sweatpants, for a quick run somewhere, they’re fine, but as a college student, can’t stand when people where them daily for class and whatnot.

  2. For me it depends on who’s wearing them, if the guy’s “commando” and what he’s packing

  3. Sweatpants are for sure hot! When I used to work for a college a female co worker and I had a “game” where when we’d see a hot guy in sweats we’d let the other know. Don’t get me wrong I like to look nice and love a nicely dressed man as well but the idea of pulling a hot guys sweats off of him is just as hot.

  4. Its depends who wears the sweats. most of these guys in the pictures look hot wearing them. The dude sitting down and you can see from the back is hot. The guy pulling his pants down in red isn’t. its hot for around the house, and exercising, and an occasional trip out some wear, but not an everyday thing.

  5. NEVER. Ever, unless you are in a gym or actually jogging.

    I won’t even talk to people wearing sweatpants.

  6. Really guys? OK, yes. Most of the guys in these pictures look sweatpants. But when you see guys wear them in real life it’s totally not hot.

    I personally don’t even own a pair because sweatpants mean that you can’t put in the effort to look good.

  7. HOT, and yea, I might be one of those uni guys wearing sweats in a coffee shop, especially after exams.

  8. Definitely hot, especially when they’re a bit “tight” (the uber-oversized ones that make the wearer look like he has a loaded diaper is, well, not hot). I got pinned down and sat on by a guy in sweats (and he was shirtless) and having that cotton-clad package on my face was, shall we say, simply delightful.

  9. it very devil when a dude got a Huge one,and wearing with out jock,or underwear, woooo wooof oink oink 🙂 yummy

  10. i find them very hott as long as they are on the right guy ,in shape, and hes not wearing undies , I myself wear the nylon jogging pants with no undies , much hotter clings better hehe

  11. I used to work at a subway and this guy became a regular the hottest thing on the block kind of guy and he was surprisingly nice and he always wore sweatpants and was going commando and I’d be reaching for those veggies and if the glass wasn’t in the way I’d have grab his outlined dick and called it a day. So sweatpants just put me in a good mood usually.

  12. It’s the gay equal to women going without a bra. Straight coworkers will flock to a hot women not wearing a bra, and I will flock to the hot guys in sweatpants. mmm

  13. It can either be super hot, or super tacky to me, it reeeaaallly depends on the style of the sweatpants.

  14. LOL Dewitt that what I thought Starbucks was 4 on a Sunday morning . A tight muscular bubble ass commando style N sweats LOVE THEM !! Fav pix is dude N the green T shirt with the water bottle .

  15. much like ANY other article of clothing (eg. speedos, jockstraps, baseball caps, etc…), it ultimately depends on WHO is wearing them.

    As a friend once astutely pointed out: just because you can wear Abercrombie & Fitch doesn’t mean it FITS!

    Or, my personal fave: you can stuff a pic in the latest Prada outfit, but in the end it’s STILL a pig!

  16. much like ANY other article of clothing (eg. speedos, jockstraps, baseball caps, etc…), it ultimately depends on WHO is wearing them.

    As a friend once astutely pointed out: just because you can wear Abercrombie & Fitch doesn’t mean it FITS!

    Or, my personal fave: you can stuff a pig in the latest Prada outfit, but in the end it’s STILL a pig!

  17. @William

    damn, what a snotty queen you are! when that super hot, young, muscular dad in sweat pants with a baby on his hip some saturday morning asks you a question, i’m SURE you’ll refuse to talk to him.

  18. @Joe

    I respect your opinion on whether they’re hot or not, but have you considered that some guys prefer being comfortable over being aesthetically pleasing to everyone else? who says they want to “look good” for you or anyone else?

  19. I usually don’t like sweats but its one of those guilty things when i see them on a hot guy. But I will say I DROOL and gawk at guys in basketball shorts,….especially when they’re running in them omg

  20. Sweatpants rock. Comfy to wear and I love walking around Home Depot and seeing the hot daddy’s walking around with their dicks flopping everywhere. Sweats seem to be the universal “go commando” pants. YEAAA for that.

  21. i loved them in university because anyone wearing sweat pants cant hide the outline of their dick….it just shows up as they walk. it was nice to be 18, staring at straight men and knowning how big they were…

    add in a nice ass it was great

  22. SO FUCKING HOT ESPECIALLY IF U WEAR THEM A SIZE SMALLER,NO UNDERWEAR AND A COCK RING.OH YESH.I’VE TURNED A FEW HEADS MYSELF WHILE WEARING THEM AND CAUSED A FEW FENDER BENDERS.I SAY YES,YES,YES!!!!!

  23. It depends. Perfect for quick access for an ambush BJ, slim and athletic guys look great in them, definitely warm and comfortable, and very easy to get very naked very fast. But sweats really only work at the casual end of casual wear. Out n about it’s better to style up in better threads…

  24. To be honest I don’t really care!
    Sweats look hot on some men and on others I don’t even notice them.

    Unlike some posters I don’t really go around judging people based on their wardrobe. And wearing sweats certainly isn’t a good enough reason for me NOT to talk to a person, what sort of sick motive is that?
    >> “Jeepers! I couldn’t even bring myself to talk to that individual!”
    >> “Why?”
    >> “Well didn’t you see he’s wearing sweats?!”
    >> “My word! The absolute shock of it.”

    I say: let people wear what they like and what makes them feel comfortable. A person’s choice in clothing says something but definitely NOT everything about that person.

  25. Yeah no sweatpants are awful. They are essentially a way for a person to tell the world that they cannot deal with wearing real pants right now, which is pathetic because in my experience wearing pants is not a particularly trying experience.

  26. i know EXACTLY what you mean
    and it’s super super hot, ESPECIALLY when they go commando

  27. I would love to spend a week in a deserted cabin 100 miles into the woods alone with him, so we would never have to put on any clothes. Then I would proceed to turn him inside out, starting with his cock!!!

  28. Some guys in sweats look super hot, and some don’t!  But if his cock is hanging out like these pictures are, every one of you queens would hop on him in a second!!!  I know I would!

  29. There are ugly guys who wear sweatpants, and there are hot guys who wear sweatpants. Just depends on which one you’re looking at. Sweat pants doesn’t necessarily mean someone didn’t take the time to look good. It might mean they look damn good *without* taking any time to do it. Some guys look good when they’re extremely casual in sweats or basketball shorts. Doesn’t mean they should wear them to work, but around campus/town, why not? 

    Theres an incredibly hot guy that always wears sweats or basketball shorts when he studies at the coffee house near my house. A couple of times he looked like he was going commando. It was hella hot! To make it more interesting, we know each other (I study there a lot too) and he comes up and talks a few minutes when he sees me and he’s always grabbing his package (like a good athlete should). 

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