That’s it! Watersports have gone mainstream. More and more, I have bottoms approaching me on Manhunt and demanding that I piss on them. You’d think it’d be a helpful suggestion—“Oh, FYI, it’d really turn me on if you treated me like a human urinal”—but nope! […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Quickie: Mark & Jon Norris
Meet Mark & Jon Norris, a pair of young male models who will forever be known as “The Norris Twins“. Though their slicked-back hair makes them look like they just stepped out of a sexier version of Pleasantville, those smooth, round asses make them look […]
Twink Tank: Chase Austin
Chase Austin is like a blank canvas that other porn star’s paint with their dicks. Crap, that sounds like an insult, doesn’t it? Let’s rephrase that simile… Chase Austin is like something wonderful that becomes even more wonderful when you throw a dick into the […]
Beard Me Now: Tom Bull
Male model Tom Bull has officially joined Andy Cross and David Williams on the list of “Men With Beards That Need To Be All Up On My Taint”. No joke, I could wank to images of this man fully-clothed, because that’s how turned on I […]
Leave Tom Daley Alone, Dicks
Tom Daley is the cute lil’ Brit who was supposed to be a shoe-in for a a gold medal this week, but unfortunately didn’t make it. If that isn’t bad enough, he was trying to win it in memory of his dad. Pa Daley passed […]
Danell Leyva: Your First Sexting Olympian Of 2012
Sexting is the best. Those of you who are gay or bi dads of teenagers might feel differently, but what the hell do you know? It’s awesome when hellaciously sexy Olympic gymnasts do. Check out this plethora of pics that Danell Leyva sent to some […]
Paddy O’Brian Looks Ridiculous In Leather.
Let’s address this picture of Paddy O’Brian! Is the man wearing the leather, or is the leather wearing the man? Now, I’m willing to accept that someone thought it’d be sexy to put the popular gay-for-pay performer in a leather cap, leather harness and bright […]
Suck Vs. Suck: Who Wore It Best? (Part II)
It’s time for another round of “Who Wore It Best?“, starring the jizz-hungry twinks of sketchy reality site Czech Hunter! For those of you who haven’t figured it out by now, we’re not talking about clothes, fashion or any boring crap like that. These twinks […]
Quickie: Ben Mudge
…….huh, what? Oh, right – blogging. That’s Ben Mudge. He’s a fitness model. There’s people in the world who have perfected their bodies so much that it looks like airbrushing. Mr. Mudge is one of those hard-working people. You know when you’re rolling around with […]
Celebrity Skin: Joe Manganiello’s Butt, Along With His Mysteriously Absent, Blurry Penis
Did anyone else laugh out loud during Joe Manganiello‘s werewolf sex scene on last night’s episode of True Blood? Don’t get me wrong! The scene put the “sex” in sex scene. I was sitting on my couch with a raging erection watching JoMang (don’t judge […]